The Sane Psycho

Okay, the rules are simple. You have to make a wish, and the person below you has to grant it, but it has a catch. Then that person makes a wish. Example:

Person 1- I wish I had a million dollars.
Person 2- Granted, but it's stolen from a bank, and you're wanted.
Person 2 Again- I wish I was good looking.

And so on and so forth. Anyways, to start the game, here's my wish:

I wish Emma Watson was my girlfriend.

GuD

She has herpes.




I wish I had a flying unicorn that pissed alcohol.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

hate paper doll

Granted, but she's polygamous and expects you to sleep with her other boyfriend on the regular.

I wish I could speak every language known to mankind.

The Sane Psycho

@WhateverDude Granted, but the alcohol is extremely watered down.

@ hate paper doll Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish classic games weren't so expensive.

Frownland

You were caught drinking the unicorn's urine straight from the faucet and now you're wanted on beastiality charges.

I wish my hairline wasn't receding.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

GuD

Meh, wouldn't be the first time. Not that I can remember.

__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

The Sane Psycho

@Frownland Granted, but you grow extra ass hair as well.

I wish classic games weren't so expensive.

hate paper doll

You can buy them for a dollar, but they're one per customer and only games approved by the cashier.

I wish I had a replicator.

Relevant:

The Sane Psycho

Granted, but it can only make poop.

I wish my website had more views.

hate paper doll

That was a good one!

Your website's views are through the roof, thanks to the psycho girl stalking you and carving your name into her arm.


I wish I had a neverending supply of weed.