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Old 07-30-2014, 11:34 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Granted. It's made from concentrate and bubbly wines don't exist.

I wish I had I didn't ruin all my clothes within 1-2 weeks of purchasing them.
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Old 07-31-2014, 09:57 AM   #232 (permalink)
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Granted. It's made from concentrate and bubbly wines don't exist.

I wish I had I didn't ruin all my clothes within 1-2 weeks of purchasing them.
Granted, but all you have are skinny jeans and Justin Bieber concert Tee's.

I wish the next person couldn't corrupt my wish.
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:16 AM   #233 (permalink)
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Granted. I'll corrupt you instead.


I wish I could pilot a giant robot.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:09 AM   #234 (permalink)
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Granted. I'll corrupt you instead.


I wish I could pilot a giant robot.
Granted. You're Michael Bay.

I wish I had a beard.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:27 AM   #235 (permalink)
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Granted. You're Michael Bay.

I wish I had a beard.
Michael Bay is apparently a lot cooler than I ever gave him credit for.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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You know, Transformers... now give me my beard.
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:21 AM   #237 (permalink)
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You know, Transformers...
He directed Transformers. He did not pilot a Transformer.

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Old 08-01-2014, 12:30 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Granted. You're Michael Bay.

I wish I had a beard.
Granted but it is now the only and forever the only hair on your body.

I wish I had a new skateboard.
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Granted but it is now the only and forever the only hair on your body.

I wish I had a new skateboard.
Granted, but it cost you ten grand and it's made of paper.

I wish my hair was long.
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Old 08-01-2014, 01:55 PM   #240 (permalink)
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Granted, but it cost you ten grand and it's made of paper.

I wish my hair was long.
Granted. Buffalo Bill thinks it's very pretty and would like you to put the lotion in the basket.

I wish I was President of the United States.
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