Corrupt A Wish

The Sane Psycho · 04-28-2014, 08:44 PM

Granted, but he's a serial killer that targets people who post on internet forums.

I wish Hogwarts was real, and I was a wizard in the UK.

Deviouz · 04-28-2014, 08:48 PM

Granted, but none of the students gain any money from fundraising and the school files for bankruptcy and Hagrid turn it into a strip club and you become one of the male strippers.

I wish I had a beard.

The Sane Psycho · 04-28-2014, 10:09 PM

Granted, but you can never shave it.

I wish jerky was less expensive.

The Sane Psycho · 05-01-2014, 04:21 AM

Granted, but you never have any money. Yes, I corrupted my own wish.

I wish Al Bundy would have gotten lucky by the end of the show.

Deviouz · 05-01-2014, 04:42 AM

Granted, but with his daughter. And you ryke et.

I wish I could live on Mars.

Isbjørn · 05-01-2014, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Deviouz

Granted, but with his daughter. And you ryke et.

I wish I could live on Mars.

Granted, but you die from the lack of oxygen and a proper atmosphere

I wish I was a better reader

The Batlord · 05-01-2014, 08:33 AM

Granted. Now you have to read Twilight.

I wish I could be Batman. (Please don't go for something easy like "You're killed by *villain x*". It would be totally lame.)

Plankton · 05-01-2014, 08:40 AM

Granted, but you're forever the Adam West version.

I wish stupid people would stop reproducing.

**Frownland** · 05-01-2014, 10:22 AM

Granted, but now they're cloned.

I wish instruments were free.

GuD · 05-01-2014, 11:05 AM

Granted but you're a quadriplegic and can't play anything.

I wish I had a car.

05-01-2014, 08:40 AM	#98 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Granted, but you're forever the Adam West version. I wish stupid people would stop reproducing. __________________ See location...

05-01-2014, 10:22 AM	#99 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Granted, but now they're cloned. I wish instruments were free. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-01-2014, 11:05 AM	#100 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted but you're a quadriplegic and can't play anything. I wish I had a car. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

04-28-2014, 08:44 PM	#91 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Granted, but he's a serial killer that targets people who post on internet forums. I wish Hogwarts was real, and I was a wizard in the UK.

04-28-2014, 10:09 PM	#93 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Granted, but you can never shave it. I wish jerky was less expensive.

05-01-2014, 04:21 AM	#94 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Granted, but you never have any money. Yes, I corrupted my own wish. I wish Al Bundy would have gotten lucky by the end of the show.