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The Sane Psycho Corrupt A Wish 04-27-2014, 09:35 PM

GuD She has herpes. I... 04-27-2014, 09:39 PM

hate paper doll Granted, but she's polygamous... 04-27-2014, 09:40 PM

GuD Meh, wouldn't be the first... 04-27-2014, 09:42 PM

The Sane Psycho @WhateverDude Granted, but... 04-27-2014, 09:41 PM

Frownland You were caught drinking the... 04-27-2014, 09:41 PM

The Sane Psycho @Frownland Granted, but you... 04-27-2014, 09:43 PM

hate paper doll You can buy them for a... 04-27-2014, 09:48 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but it can only make... 04-27-2014, 09:58 PM

hate paper doll That was a good one! ... 04-27-2014, 10:03 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you have to... 04-27-2014, 10:15 PM

ladyislingering Granted, but only because his... 04-27-2014, 10:41 PM

hate paper doll Granted, but only because... 04-27-2014, 10:41 PM

ladyislingering Granted, but the longer you... 04-27-2014, 10:44 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Granted, but they are dead. ... 04-27-2014, 10:58 PM

hate paper doll You can, but only if you... 04-27-2014, 11:05 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but we live long... 04-27-2014, 11:10 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Granted, but you can't catch... 04-27-2014, 11:12 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you have to give... 04-27-2014, 11:28 PM

Sansa Stark Granted but The Dragon must... 04-27-2014, 11:35 PM

Frownland Granted, but then you'd be... 04-27-2014, 11:59 PM

hate paper doll No problem, just kick this... 04-28-2014, 12:04 AM

ladyislingering Granted, but you've killed... 04-28-2014, 12:31 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but they're all dead... 04-28-2014, 01:34 AM

GuD Granted, but every time you... 04-28-2014, 01:57 AM

hate paper doll That's cool, but they're all... 04-28-2014, 02:00 AM

Deviouz Granted, but you pay for... 04-28-2014, 02:27 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but you'll have to... 04-28-2014, 02:40 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara Granted, but it falls out. ... 04-28-2014, 02:43 AM

hate paper doll You have a lovely meeting but... 04-28-2014, 02:48 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but it's made up... 04-28-2014, 02:51 AM

Deviouz Granted, but you gain... 04-28-2014, 02:55 AM

hate paper doll Granted, but you're so big... 04-28-2014, 02:58 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but all women become... 04-28-2014, 03:03 AM

hate paper doll They are but only because... 04-28-2014, 03:06 AM

Isbjørn Granted. /ban I wish I... 04-28-2014, 03:10 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara That's a bad thing? I'd do... 04-28-2014, 04:13 AM

GuD Meh, I havne't gotten laid in... 04-28-2014, 02:02 AM

hate paper doll Now I'm thinking Silence of... 04-28-2014, 02:11 AM

GuD I'm wasted so bare with me... 04-28-2014, 02:27 AM

GuD Granted, but only if you have... 04-28-2014, 02:46 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but she has a very... 04-28-2014, 02:48 AM

GuD Briks, you clearly aren't... 04-28-2014, 02:57 AM

hate paper doll Granted. However, all your... 04-28-2014, 03:01 AM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you have to have... 04-28-2014, 03:14 AM

hate paper doll He did, but then he quit... 04-28-2014, 03:21 AM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but your eyes are in... 04-28-2014, 03:28 AM

Deviouz Granted, but they get fired... 04-28-2014, 03:53 AM

GuD Granted but it tanks and you... 04-28-2014, 03:56 AM

Deviouz Granted, but everyone else is... 04-28-2014, 04:08 AM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but a Decepticon... 04-28-2014, 04:11 AM

Deviouz Granted, but N.Korea EMP's... 04-28-2014, 04:16 AM

GuD Everyone else already is... 04-28-2014, 04:10 AM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you have the... 04-28-2014, 04:24 AM

Deviouz Granted, but ECW invades... 04-28-2014, 04:27 AM

GuD Granted. She doesn't give... 04-28-2014, 04:39 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but your name must... 04-28-2014, 04:49 AM

Deviouz Granted, but it's on fire and... 04-28-2014, 05:05 AM

Frownland Granted, but the first fire... 04-28-2014, 10:14 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but you can never... 04-28-2014, 10:56 AM

The Batlord Granted. You're a roadie. ... 04-28-2014, 11:03 AM

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GuD i just smoked and watched you... 04-28-2014, 05:30 AM

Frownland Granted, but now you have to... 04-28-2014, 11:11 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but you have a... 04-28-2014, 11:13 AM

hate paper doll You do, but you'll go to... 04-28-2014, 01:16 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, you're world... 04-28-2014, 01:19 PM

Isbjørn Granted. It doesn't work and... 04-28-2014, 01:57 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you're also... 04-28-2014, 02:35 PM

Isbjørn Granted, but you need to have... 04-28-2014, 02:44 PM

hate paper doll Granted, but he eats everyone... 04-28-2014, 02:44 PM

The Sane Psycho @Briks Granted, but they're... 04-28-2014, 03:39 PM

Black Francis It will get it but it still... 04-28-2014, 03:43 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but there's a new... 04-28-2014, 04:02 PM

Black Francis You'll get one but it runs on... 04-28-2014, 04:11 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but he becomes a... 04-28-2014, 04:32 PM

Winged Panther Granted, but then they air... 04-28-2014, 05:44 PM

Black Francis this one kinda corrupts... 04-28-2014, 06:11 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but they're cold. ... 04-28-2014, 06:14 PM

hate paper doll You become a Super Saiyan but... 04-28-2014, 06:43 PM

Deviouz Granted, but they never make... 04-28-2014, 07:10 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you never find... 04-28-2014, 07:16 PM

Deviouz Granted, but I deep fry him... 04-28-2014, 07:22 PM

hate paper doll He's psyched to be your dad,... 04-28-2014, 07:24 PM

Deviouz Granted, but smoking between... 04-28-2014, 07:30 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you can't... 04-28-2014, 07:31 PM

Deviouz Granted, so he makes you the... 04-28-2014, 07:48 PM

Frownland Granted, but now the speed of... 04-28-2014, 08:32 PM

Black Francis Granted, but then a gust of... 04-28-2014, 08:41 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but he's a serial... 04-28-2014, 08:44 PM

Deviouz Granted, but none of the... 04-28-2014, 08:48 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you can never... 04-28-2014, 10:09 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you never have... 05-01-2014, 04:21 AM

Deviouz Granted, but with his... 05-01-2014, 04:42 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but you die from the... 05-01-2014, 06:19 AM

The Batlord Granted. Now you have to read... 05-01-2014, 08:33 AM

Plankton Granted, but you're forever... 05-01-2014, 08:40 AM

Frownland Granted, but now they're... 05-01-2014, 10:22 AM

GuD Granted but you're a... 05-01-2014, 11:05 AM

The Batlord Granted. Nice Pinto. I... 05-01-2014, 11:10 AM

Tristesse Granted. But it's not free... 05-01-2014, 11:18 AM

GuD Granted but she has a severe... 05-01-2014, 11:20 AM

The Batlord Granted, but you spent it all... 05-01-2014, 11:22 AM

Tristesse Granted, but you are... 05-01-2014, 11:26 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara Granted, but a whale comes... 05-01-2014, 12:21 PM

Tristesse Granted, but in the same way... 05-01-2014, 12:48 PM

hate paper doll Granted, but you enjoy it so... 05-01-2014, 01:11 PM

Carpe Mortem The people you love are... 05-01-2014, 02:42 PM

hate paper doll I legit laughed at that one,... 05-01-2014, 07:46 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you must have... 05-01-2014, 01:04 PM

Tristesse I thought the catch was meant... 05-01-2014, 01:18 PM

GuD Granted but you're allergic... 05-01-2014, 07:49 PM

hate paper doll You're totally getting laid!... 05-01-2014, 07:55 PM

Frownland Enjoy your evening with Rosy... 05-01-2014, 08:56 PM

Deviouz Granted, but you go deaf... 05-01-2014, 08:59 PM

Carpe Mortem You music well! But only a... 05-01-2014, 09:00 PM

Engine You're a man with ugly saggy... 05-01-2014, 10:45 PM

hate paper doll Granted - but the person you... 05-01-2014, 11:11 PM

GuD granted but everyone else in... 05-02-2014, 05:40 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but you forget how... 05-02-2014, 06:19 AM

The Batlord Granted. It's British. I... 05-02-2014, 10:51 AM

GuD Granted. You drown. ... 05-02-2014, 06:31 PM

The Batlord Granted. It tastes like... 05-03-2014, 08:44 AM

Carpe Mortem They are cancelled because... 05-03-2014, 01:35 PM

Isbjørn Granted, but you're deaf,... 05-03-2014, 01:38 PM

GuD Granted but after a while it... 05-03-2014, 07:29 PM

hate paper doll Poof! You're an acid rain... 05-03-2014, 11:27 PM

GuD Granted, but you eventually... 05-04-2014, 12:21 AM

hate paper doll You can smell colors but you... 05-04-2014, 12:27 AM

ladyislingering Granted, but you have to die.... 05-04-2014, 12:02 AM

hate paper doll Alive, beautiful, and riddled... 05-04-2014, 12:05 AM

ladyislingering Granted, but everything's... 05-04-2014, 12:24 AM

GuD Granted, but the guilt is too... 05-04-2014, 12:26 AM

ladyislingering Granted, but if you ever burp... 05-04-2014, 12:30 AM

GuD So I'm just gonna get away... 05-04-2014, 12:37 AM

ladyislingering Granted, but your bedroom is... 05-04-2014, 12:46 AM

GuD Granted but they continue to... 05-04-2014, 12:52 AM

Frownland Granted, but it's Bud Light.... 05-04-2014, 01:04 AM

GuD Welp, gonna go die now. Cya.... 05-04-2014, 01:07 AM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but skating is a... 05-22-2014, 03:11 AM

Isbjørn Granted, everyone's deaf... 05-22-2014, 03:41 AM

The Sane Psycho I wish Briks would have made... 05-22-2014, 03:50 AM

Plankton Granted, but he wished for... 05-22-2014, 08:21 AM

DwnWthVwls Granted, but you still can't... 05-22-2014, 08:15 AM

DwnWthVwls Granted, but only these come... 05-22-2014, 08:31 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but you go bankrupt... 05-22-2014, 09:03 AM

The Batlord Granted. He likes men.... 05-22-2014, 09:17 AM

Plankton Granted, but you are poor and... 05-22-2014, 09:28 AM

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The Batlord Edit: **** me, I'm stupid. 05-22-2014, 09:54 AM

Plankton That'd make a nice T-Shirt. 05-22-2014, 10:14 AM

Isbjørn Your gravestone would read... 05-22-2014, 01:53 PM

The Batlord Doesn't matter. Had warrior's... 05-24-2014, 09:05 AM

GuD You guys are forgetting to... 05-22-2014, 06:13 PM

Frownland Granted, but you're too large... 05-22-2014, 06:26 PM

hate paper doll You can, but you're only big... 05-22-2014, 06:34 PM

GuD Granted, but you're too ahead... 05-22-2014, 06:40 PM

Frownland Granted, but now you're too... 05-22-2014, 06:42 PM

GuD You ruin everything. ... 05-22-2014, 06:45 PM

hate paper doll If you give up sex forever,... 05-22-2014, 06:58 PM

GuD Could I just give up sex for... 05-22-2014, 07:28 PM

The Sane Psycho Granted, but you're... 05-22-2014, 08:23 PM

GuD They say stupid people are... 05-22-2014, 08:26 PM

Isbjørn Granted. You're tortured and... 05-23-2014, 03:53 AM

Plankton Granted, but in Soviet... 05-23-2014, 08:28 AM

Isbjørn :laughing: Everyone calls... 05-23-2014, 08:47 AM

GuD Granted but they've become a... 05-23-2014, 11:48 AM

Carpe Mortem Granted.... you become so... 05-23-2014, 12:36 PM

GuD Granted. You desire nothing. 05-23-2014, 12:38 PM

Isbjørn You'll be in Valhalla without... 05-24-2014, 09:37 AM

The Batlord It's Valhalla. Everyday you... 05-24-2014, 09:45 AM

Isbjørn If you get busy in Valhalla,... 05-24-2014, 03:36 PM

GuD I forgot to wish for... 05-24-2014, 04:06 PM

Isbjørn Granted. The sky is clear of... 05-24-2014, 04:09 PM

GuD Granted. You are now a... 05-26-2014, 11:08 PM

Isbjørn Granted. It only takes you to... 05-27-2014, 12:19 AM

GuD Granted. You have to **** in... 05-27-2014, 12:30 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara Granted, but you have to walk... 05-27-2014, 12:35 AM

GuD pfffft. walk on glass, ain't... 05-27-2014, 12:39 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but they're not in... 05-27-2014, 03:21 AM

Plankton Granted, but you're propelled... 05-27-2014, 07:54 AM

The Batlord Granted. Now I get to stare... 05-27-2014, 08:54 AM

Isbjørn Granted. They play none of... 05-27-2014, 10:23 AM

GuD Granted. You forget how to... 05-30-2014, 07:40 PM

hate paper doll There's no need for them when... 05-30-2014, 09:48 PM

Isbjørn Granted, but you do not know... 05-31-2014, 04:12 AM

The Batlord Granted, but you can't spell.... 05-31-2014, 09:51 AM

Isbjørn Granted, you're a hardcore... 05-31-2014, 10:16 AM

hate paper doll You can but the only band... 05-31-2014, 12:51 PM

GuD Granted. You're a serial... 06-01-2014, 07:39 PM

Janszoon Granted, but that means that... 06-01-2014, 08:08 PM

GuD Damn dude. That one hurt. ... 06-01-2014, 08:11 PM

Frownland Granted but you're poisonous... 06-01-2014, 08:27 PM

GuD Granted. You can only sing in... 06-01-2014, 10:58 PM

Janszoon Granted, but it's a commune... 06-02-2014, 02:17 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but it's fugly as... 06-02-2014, 06:56 AM

Plankton Granted, but all the spammers... 06-02-2014, 08:35 AM

Carpe Mortem Granted. You are totally... 06-02-2014, 08:47 AM

Isbjørn Granted. No more wishes for... 06-02-2014, 08:52 AM

Plankton Granted. You are now 90. You... 06-02-2014, 08:59 AM

The Batlord Granted. But without the... 06-02-2014, 10:19 AM

Frownland Granted, but so do the men so... 06-02-2014, 10:45 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but it's filled with... 06-02-2014, 11:21 AM

The Batlord Granted. It went off without... 06-02-2014, 11:52 AM

Isbjørn Granted, but Hitler is a... 06-02-2014, 02:01 PM

TheBig3 But you're on Musicbanter and... 06-02-2014, 02:25 PM

Isbjørn Granted, the whole forum is... 06-02-2014, 02:34 PM

The Batlord Granted. Now all women think... 06-03-2014, 08:45 AM

GuD Granted. He's terrible at... 06-23-2014, 09:56 PM

Frownland Granted, but it grows so... 06-24-2014, 04:44 PM

The Batlord Granted. It's semen. Animal... 06-24-2014, 04:55 PM

hate paper doll You've been modded but only... 06-24-2014, 06:23 PM

DwnWthVwls Their taste comes from the... 06-24-2014, 06:56 PM

GuD Granted. You'll never be on... 06-24-2014, 07:06 PM

Frownland Granted, but now you have the... 06-24-2014, 07:08 PM

The Batlord Granted, but it's ****ing... 06-24-2014, 07:24 PM

DwnWthVwls Granted, but you're still a... 06-24-2014, 07:39 PM

GuD Granted. They only work at... 07-14-2014, 05:36 PM

The Batlord Granted. You like your job... 07-14-2014, 05:40 PM

Isbjørn Granted. You replace it with... 07-30-2014, 02:18 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Granted, but the only music... 07-30-2014, 10:22 PM

The Batlord Granted, but they are written... 07-30-2014, 10:30 PM

ladyislingering Granted, but the head nod... 07-30-2014, 11:22 PM

GuD Granted. It's made from... 07-30-2014, 11:34 PM

Plankton Granted, but all you have are... 07-31-2014, 09:57 AM

The Batlord Granted. I'll corrupt you... 07-31-2014, 10:16 AM

Isbjørn Granted. You're Michael Bay.... 08-01-2014, 04:09 AM

The Batlord Michael Bay is apparently a... 08-01-2014, 04:27 AM

GuD Granted but it is now the... 08-01-2014, 12:30 PM

Isbjørn Granted, but it cost you ten... 08-01-2014, 01:48 PM

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Isbjørn You know, Transformers... now... 08-01-2014, 04:32 AM

The Batlord He directed Transformers. He... 08-01-2014, 05:21 AM

GuD Granted. Batlord's video... 10-21-2014, 11:33 PM

The Batlord Granted. You get carjacked... 10-21-2014, 11:37 PM

Isbjørn Granted. They're hairy and so... 10-21-2014, 11:44 PM

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You have a lovely meeting but now the space time continuum is screwed up and the present is overrun by giant spiders.

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