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Old 04-28-2014, 07:43 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Granted, but they're cold.

I wish I was a Saiyan and could go Super Saiyan.
You become a Super Saiyan but Vegeta still kicks your ass.

I wish I had beer delivery
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:10 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Granted, but they never make it past the lake.

I wish I was a playa.
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butthead aka 216: dj hates p**y??
djchameleon: your face hates p**y and constantly causes it to run away
butthead aka 216: causes it to run to my c**k
butthead aka 216: u mad
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:16 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Granted, but you never find true love.

I wish Squidward were here to see this.
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:22 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Granted, but I deep fry him and trick you into eating him.

I wish Goku was my father.
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butthead aka 216: dj hates p**y??
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butthead aka 216: causes it to run to my c**k
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:24 PM   #85 (permalink)
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He's psyched to be your dad, but only because he needs a kidney.

I wish smoking wasn't bad for you.
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:30 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Granted, but smoking between 00:01 and 23:59 can be fatal.

I wish I could survive in outer space.
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butthead aka 216: dj hates p**y??
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butthead aka 216: causes it to run to my c**k
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:31 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Granted, but you can't survive on Earth.
I wish Shigeru Miyamoto was a personal friend of mine.
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:48 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Granted, so he makes you the antagonist for his new anal torture game.

I wish I could run faster than the speed of light.
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:32 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Granted, but now the speed of light is slow as **** and now you can only see if you're lucky.

I wish I could win the lottery.
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Old 04-28-2014, 09:41 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Granted, but then a gust of wind blows your winning lottery ticket and you lose it.

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