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Old 04-28-2014, 11:56 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Granted, but you can never land

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Old 04-28-2014, 12:03 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Granted. You're a roadie.

I wish that the person who responds to this post dies in a fiery car crash.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-28-2014, 12:06 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Granted. You're a roadie.

I wish that the person who responds to this post dies in a fiery car crash.
Granted, but it's your car I'm crashing into

I wish I didn't have Spanish at school
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Old 04-28-2014, 12:10 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I wish I didn't have Spanish at school
I don't have a car. I win?

Granted. There are no Spanish people in your school. Nazi.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-28-2014, 12:11 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Granted, but now you have to learn Hmong.

I wish I could speak Hmong.
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Old 04-28-2014, 12:13 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Granted, but now you have to learn Hmong.

I wish I could speak Hmong.
Granted, but you have a Spanish test in two days

I wish I knew every word in the Spanish language
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You do, but you'll go to prison for life if you utter even one.

I wish I was a world renowned chef.
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Granted, you're world renowned for being a terrible chef.

I wish I had an iced tea fountain.
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Old 04-28-2014, 02:57 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Granted, you're world renowned for being a terrible chef.

I wish I had an iced tea fountain.
Granted. It doesn't work and also you have AIDS.

I wish I was Mustaine-skilled at the guitar
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Granted, but you're also Mustaine skilled at drinking, and die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I had a pet Yoshi.
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