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Old 04-28-2014, 05:11 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Granted, but everyone else is retarded.

I wish I had an Autobot Transformer.
Granted, but a Decepticon looking for him kills you.

I wish the SNES CD would have been released.
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:13 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Granted, but only if you have a threesome with her and a sumo wrestler.
That's a bad thing? I'd do her and a sumo wrestler in a heartbeat.

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Granted, but she has a very contagious skin disease



EDIT: That was for Vanilla.


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You have a lovely meeting but now the space time continuum is screwed up and the present is overrun by giant spiders.


Ignore me, I'm just reacting.
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:16 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Granted, but a Decepticon looking for him kills you.

I wish the SNES CD would have been released.
Granted, but N.Korea EMP's the world forever and renders the CD useless.

I wish I was a MMA fighter.
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butthead aka 216: dj hates p**y??
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:24 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Granted, but you have the worst record in MMA history.

I wish I owned a wrestling promotion.
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:27 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Granted, but ECW invades every Monday, RAW every Saturday and SMACKDOWN! every Sunday.

I wish I had a supermodel GF.
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:39 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Granted.

She doesn't give a **** about you and only ****s you when she's bored. Secretly, she laughs about the sex with her girl friends behind your back because she's not attracted to you in any way.



I wish I could eat this whole planet.
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Old 04-28-2014, 05:49 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Granted.

She doesn't give a **** about you and only ****s you when she's bored. Secretly, she laughs about the sex with her girl friends behind your back because she's not attracted to you in any way.



I wish I could eat this whole planet.
Granted, but your name must be changed to Jimmy.

I wish I had a comfy bed here right now. And pyjamas.
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Old 04-28-2014, 06:05 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Granted, but it's on fire and your PJ's are drenched in gasoline.

I wish I was a fireman.
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Old 04-28-2014, 06:30 AM   #59 (permalink)
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i just smoked and watched you burn...
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Old 04-28-2014, 11:14 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Granted, but it's on fire and your PJ's are drenched in gasoline.

I wish I was a fireman.
Granted, but the first fire you have to put out is the one you live in and your family doesn't make it.

I wish I could fly.
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