Corrupt A Wish

Isbjørn · 04-28-2014, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Briks, you clearly aren't eating vegetables prepared on the propers.

Veggies are delicious.

Zuchinni? More or less every kind of squash? Too many people slice that **** razor thin and sautee it until it becomes a watery wafer of disappointment. Cube it up into bite-sized pieces! Be surprised at the amazingness that is: the vegetable.

Anyways, wish granted but it's a terrible cake that you're allergic to.

I wish I was taller and not so emaciated-looking.

Granted, but all women become tasteless

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

Granted, but you're so big that you never get laid again.

I wish i could travel the world

Granted, but it takes all of your life and the food on the ship is literal ****

I wish my classmates were less punchable

~~hate paper doll~~ · 04-28-2014, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

I wish my classmates were less punchable

They are but only because they're so stabbable

I wish i wasn't an annoying noob flooding the boards.

Isbjørn · 04-28-2014, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

They are but only because they're so stabbable

I wish i wasn't an annoying noob flooding the boards.

Granted. /ban

I wish I knew the dark secrets of conversation

The Sane Psycho · 04-28-2014, 04:14 AM

Granted, but you have to have sex with a giraffe to learn those dark secrets.

I wish Kurt Cobain would have never killed himself and got clean from heroin instead.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 04-28-2014, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho

Granted, but you have to have sex with a giraffe to learn those dark secrets.

I wish Kurt Cobain would have never killed himself and got clean from heroin instead.

He did, but then he quit music and became a televangelist.

I wish I had 20/20 vision

The Sane Psycho · 04-28-2014, 04:28 AM

Granted, but your eyes are in backwards and you can only see inside your skull.

I wish I could hang out and smoke weed with Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show.

Deviouz · 04-28-2014, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho

Granted, but your eyes are in backwards and you can only see inside your skull.

I wish I could hang out and smoke weed with Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show.

Granted, but they get fired from the park and stand you over for your stash.

I wish I could make a blockbuster movie.

GuD · 04-28-2014, 04:56 AM

Granted but it tanks and you lose millions and are in financial ruin. For the rest of your life.

I wish I was a more functional human being.

Deviouz · 04-28-2014, 05:08 AM

Granted, but everyone else is retarded.

I wish I had an Autobot Transformer.

GuD · 04-28-2014, 05:10 AM

Everyone else already is retarded.

I win.

04-28-2014, 04:56 AM	#48 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted but it tanks and you lose millions and are in financial ruin. For the rest of your life. I wish I was a more functional human being. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

04-28-2014, 05:10 AM	#50 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Everyone else already is retarded. I win. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

04-28-2014, 04:14 AM	#44 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Granted, but you have to have sex with a giraffe to learn those dark secrets. I wish Kurt Cobain would have never killed himself and got clean from heroin instead.

04-28-2014, 04:28 AM	#46 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Granted, but your eyes are in backwards and you can only see inside your skull. I wish I could hang out and smoke weed with Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show.