Corrupt A Wish

GuD · 06-24-2014, 08:06 PM

Granted. You'll never be on the other side.

I wish I didn't terminally have the sex drive of a teenager. ****'s ****ing ridiculous at times, yo.

**Frownland** · 06-24-2014, 08:08 PM

Granted, but now you have the sex drive of a toddler and can't fight the urge to bang your mom and kill your dad.

I wish Sun Ra would take me to Saturn.

The Batlord · 06-24-2014, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I wish Sun Ra would take me to Saturn.

Granted, but it's ****ing Saturn. What are you gonna do? Lay on the grass and stare up at the beautiful blue sky?

I wish smoking weed didn't make me paranoid and anti-social.

DwnWthVwls · 06-24-2014, 08:39 PM

Granted, but you're still a dick.

I wish my car had a working set of speakers.

GuD · 07-14-2014, 06:36 PM

Granted. They only work at maximum volume and you soon develop tinnitus.

I wish I didn't hate my job and compulsively assume the worst about every customer.

The Batlord · 07-14-2014, 06:40 PM

Granted. You like your job and are now one of those people.

I wish the left bumper on my XBox controller would work.

Isbjørn · 07-30-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Granted. You like your job and are now one of those people.

I wish the left bumper on my XBox controller would work.

Granted. You replace it with the right bumper. Now the right bumper won't work.

I wish my family's record player wasn't sh*tty

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-30-2014, 11:22 PM

Granted, but the only music that plays good quality is Justin Bieber's and Nickelback's discog.

I wish that I could instantly memorise my Java notes.

The Batlord · 07-30-2014, 11:30 PM

Granted, but they are written in Swahili.

I wish that could go to Hell when I died so I could party with Satan and all the cool rock stars, and when Hitler walked by I'd give him a polite but tense head nod. Then we'd all try to go back to partying like nothing happened, but it'd still be all weird.

ladyislingering · 07-31-2014, 12:22 AM

Granted, but the head nod denotes that he's free to fuck you in the ass whenever he wants.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of orange juice.

06-24-2014, 08:06 PM	#221 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You'll never be on the other side. I wish I didn't terminally have the sex drive of a teenager. **'s **ing ridiculous at times, yo. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-24-2014, 08:08 PM	#222 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Granted, but now you have the sex drive of a toddler and can't fight the urge to bang your mom and kill your dad. I wish Sun Ra would take me to Saturn. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-14-2014, 06:36 PM	#225 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. They only work at maximum volume and you soon develop tinnitus. I wish I didn't hate my job and compulsively assume the worst about every customer. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

07-30-2014, 11:22 PM	#228 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Granted, but the only music that plays good quality is Justin Bieber's and Nickelback's discog. I wish that I could instantly memorise my Java notes. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

07-31-2014, 12:22 AM	#230 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Granted, but the head nod denotes that he's free to fuck you in the ass whenever he wants. I wish I had an unlimited supply of orange juice. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.