Corrupt A Wish

GuD · 06-01-2014, 11:58 PM

Granted. You can only sing in the shower.

I wish I lived on a self sustained commune on an island with nice weather and infinite rum.

**Janszoon** · 06-02-2014, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Granted. You can only sing in the shower.

I wish I lived on a self sustained commune on an island with nice weather and infinite rum.

Granted, but it's a commune of nudists who are all 80+.

I wish I owned a yacht.

Isbjørn · 06-02-2014, 07:56 AM

Granted, but it's fugly as hell and has a giant, irreparable hole in the middle.

I wish there were no trolls or spammers here

Plankton · 06-02-2014, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

Granted, but it's fugly as hell and has a giant, irreparable hole in the middle.

I wish there were no trolls or spammers here

Granted, but all the spammers and trolls have gathered at your house, and are trolling and spamming you in person.

I wish I could just quit my job and move somewhere tropical.

Carpe Mortem · 06-02-2014, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Granted, but all the spammers and trolls have gathered at your house, and are trolling and spamming you in person.

I wish I could just quit my job and move somewhere tropical.

Granted. You are totally allowed to do that. Except you end up a beggar.

I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes.

Isbjørn · 06-02-2014, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

Granted. You are totally allowed to do that. Except you end up a beggar.

I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes.

Granted. No more wishes for you.

I wish I wasn't such a handsome young man

Plankton · 06-02-2014, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks

Granted. No more wishes for you.

I wish I wasn't such a handsome young man

Granted. You are now 90. You can't walk, and your eyesight and hearing are almost gone. Also, you shit and piss yourself constantly. Oh, and forget about sex for the rest of your life.

I wish the internet was never invented.

The Batlord · 06-02-2014, 11:19 AM

Granted. But without the internet the chain record stores have become ever more powerful and have crushed the last independent, mom and pop store under their corporate boots, so that without them and the internet the only way to buy anything that doesn't begin with Britney and end with Bieber is at a garage sale.

I wish all women had DD's.

**Frownland** · 06-02-2014, 11:45 AM

Granted, but so do the men so you'd never notice anything was different.

I wish I had a pool.

Isbjørn · 06-02-2014, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Granted, but so do the men so you'd never notice anything was different.

I wish I had a pool.

Granted, but it's filled with immortal sharks.

I wish my math exam went well

06-01-2014, 11:58 PM	#201 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You can only sing in the shower. I wish I lived on a self sustained commune on an island with nice weather and infinite rum. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-02-2014, 07:56 AM	#203 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Granted, but it's fugly as hell and has a giant, irreparable hole in the middle. I wish there were no trolls or spammers here __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

06-02-2014, 11:45 AM	#209 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Granted, but so do the men so you'd never notice anything was different. I wish I had a pool. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x