Corrupt A Wish

Isbjørn · 05-24-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I forgot to wish for something.

Uh.

Wish it wasn't depressingly foggy out.

Granted. The sky is clear of both clouds and ozone. You die of skin cancer. Just you.

I wish I wasn't so goddamn classy

GuD · 05-27-2014, 12:08 AM

Granted. You are now a classless bum.

I wish I had a time machine.

Isbjørn · 05-27-2014, 01:19 AM

Granted. It only takes you to the showers in a WWII concentration camp. You can't bring anything there, either.

I wish I was a bear

GuD · 05-27-2014, 01:30 AM

Granted. You have to **** in the woods.

I wish I had a million dollars.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-27-2014, 01:35 AM

Granted, but you have to walk on broken glass to get it.

I wish for a dark, handsome and tall man (with sexy hair) to whisk me away to a castle where we make love for hours and have servants to do all the work like cooking and cleaning.

GuD · 05-27-2014, 01:39 AM

pfffft. walk on glass, ain't no thang for one millions dollars.

Granted, but the sex is awkward and boring. The food, bland. The cleaning, half-assed. And you find your belongings suspiciously disappear.

And the castle is haunted by ghosts or whatever.

I wish I had straighter teeth.

Isbjørn · 05-27-2014, 04:21 AM

Granted, but they're not in your mouth.

I wish I could fly like the king of the SKYYY

Plankton · 05-27-2014, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briks

Granted, but they're not in your mouth.

I wish I could fly like the king of the SKYYY

Granted, but you're propelled by infinite flatulence.

I wish I had boobs.

The Batlord · 05-27-2014, 09:54 AM

Granted. Now I get to stare at them.

I wish Iron Maiden would play my birthday party.

Isbjørn · 05-27-2014, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Granted. Now I get to stare at them.

I wish Iron Maiden would play my birthday party.

Granted. They play none of their eighties stuff and Bruce Dickinson is too drunk to show up.

I wish I had the two last LOTR books

05-27-2014, 01:19 AM	#183 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Granted. It only takes you to the showers in a WWII concentration camp. You can't bring anything there, either. I wish I was a bear __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

05-27-2014, 01:35 AM	#185 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Granted, but you have to walk on broken glass to get it. I wish for a dark, handsome and tall man (with sexy hair) to whisk me away to a castle where we make love for hours and have servants to do all the work like cooking and cleaning. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-27-2014, 04:21 AM	#187 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Granted, but they're not in your mouth. I wish I could fly like the king of the SKYYY __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

05-27-2014, 12:08 AM	#182 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You are now a classless bum. I wish I had a time machine.

05-27-2014, 01:30 AM	#184 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You have to **** in the woods. I wish I had a million dollars.

05-27-2014, 01:39 AM	#186 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	pfffft. walk on glass, ain't no thang for one millions dollars. Granted, but the sex is awkward and boring. The food, bland. The cleaning, half-assed. And you find your belongings suspiciously disappear. And the castle is haunted by ghosts or whatever. I wish I had straighter teeth.