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05-24-2014, 05:09 PM | #181 (permalink) | |
cooler commie than elph
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I wish I wasn't so goddamn classy
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05-27-2014, 01:35 AM | #185 (permalink) |
Make it so
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Granted, but you have to walk on broken glass to get it.
I wish for a dark, handsome and tall man (with sexy hair) to whisk me away to a castle where we make love for hours and have servants to do all the work like cooking and cleaning.
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05-27-2014, 01:39 AM | #186 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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pfffft. walk on glass, ain't no thang for one millions dollars.
Granted, but the sex is awkward and boring. The food, bland. The cleaning, half-assed. And you find your belongings suspiciously disappear. And the castle is haunted by ghosts or whatever. I wish I had straighter teeth. |
05-27-2014, 08:54 AM | #188 (permalink) | |
Just Keep Swimming...
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I wish I had boobs.
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05-27-2014, 09:54 AM | #189 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Granted. Now I get to stare at them.
I wish Iron Maiden would play my birthday party.
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05-27-2014, 11:23 AM | #190 (permalink) | |
cooler commie than elph
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I wish I had the two last LOTR books
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