Corrupt A Wish

**Frownland** · 05-22-2014, 07:26 PM

Granted, but you're too large to fit in it.

I wish I could sing like The Residents.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-22-2014, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Granted, but you're too large to fit in it.

I wish I could sing like The Residents.

You can, but you're only big in Siberia.

I wish I wasn't a terrible artist.

GuD · 05-22-2014, 07:40 PM

Granted, but you're too ahead of your time. No one gets the work you've dedicated your life to and you die penniless and unheard of.

I wish I could fit into the car that I was to big to fit in before.

**Frownland** · 05-22-2014, 07:42 PM

Granted, but now you're too small to qualify for a license and you can't drive anyway.

I wish I had more instruments.

GuD · 05-22-2014, 07:45 PM

You ruin everything.

Granted, but you're a quadriplegic with no teeth.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-22-2014, 07:58 PM

If you give up sex forever, you'll no longer need sleep.

I wish my cat could talk to me.

GuD · 05-22-2014, 08:28 PM

Could I just give up sex for like a week and not sleep for that week once in a while or something?

I wish my roommates, coworkers, employers, and just the general people I have to deal with in the real world weren't functioning on sub-human levels of intelligence.

The Sane Psycho · 05-22-2014, 09:23 PM

Granted, but you're functioning on sub-human levels of intelligence.

I wish I had a root beer fountain.

GuD · 05-22-2014, 09:26 PM

They say stupid people are the happiest.

Granted but it's cut with toilet water.

I wish I was Jesus because **** it.

Isbjørn · 05-23-2014, 04:53 AM

Granted. You're tortured and executed while still young.

I wish I was better writer

05-22-2014, 07:26 PM	#161 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Granted, but you're too large to fit in it. I wish I could sing like The Residents. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-22-2014, 07:40 PM	#163 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted, but you're too ahead of your time. No one gets the work you've dedicated your life to and you die penniless and unheard of. I wish I could fit into the car that I was to big to fit in before. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-22-2014, 07:42 PM	#164 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Granted, but now you're too small to qualify for a license and you can't drive anyway. I wish I had more instruments. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-22-2014, 07:45 PM	#165 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	You ruin everything. Granted, but you're a quadriplegic with no teeth. I wish I didn't need sleep. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-22-2014, 08:28 PM	#167 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Could I just give up sex for like a week and not sleep for that week once in a while or something? I wish my roommates, coworkers, employers, and just the general people I have to deal with in the real world weren't functioning on sub-human levels of intelligence. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-22-2014, 07:58 PM	#166 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	If you give up sex forever, you'll no longer need sleep. I wish my cat could talk to me.

05-22-2014, 09:23 PM	#168 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Granted, but you're functioning on sub-human levels of intelligence. I wish I had a root beer fountain.

05-22-2014, 09:26 PM	#169 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	They say stupid people are the happiest. Granted but it's cut with toilet water. I wish I was Jesus because **** it. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-23-2014, 04:53 AM	#170 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Granted. You're tortured and executed while still young. I wish I was better writer __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal