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Old 05-22-2014, 10:37 AM   #151 (permalink)
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I wish I could sing like Freddie Mercury.
Easy one. Granted, but you die of AIDS.

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Old 05-22-2014, 10:49 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Easy one. Granted, but you die of AIDS.

I wish Chad Kroeger had green hair with purple stripes
Granted, but he keeps on making albums.

I wish I had a '56 LP Goldtop.
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Old 05-22-2014, 10:52 AM   #153 (permalink)
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I wish I had a '56 LP Goldtop.
Granted, but you, like me, have no ****ing clue what that is.

I wish I was a Viking.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-22-2014, 10:54 AM   #154 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

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Old 05-22-2014, 10:57 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Granted, but you, like me, have no ****ing clue what that is.

I wish I was a Viking.
Granted, but you die a "Blood Eagle" death.

I wish Taarna was a real woman, and that The Batlord would make sure he's in the correct thread when he posts.
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Old 05-22-2014, 10:58 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Granted, but you, like me, have no ****ing clue what that is.

I wish I was a Viking.
Granted, you die in battle. By a sword in the balls. After an hour of intense pain, you bleed to death.

Also, this thread?

Edit: Alright Plankton, granted. But she's dead and has been dead for sixty years.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:14 AM   #157 (permalink)
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That'd make a nice T-Shirt.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:20 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Granted, you die in battle. By a sword in the balls. After an hour of intense pain, you bleed to death.
How is that a corrupted wish? Any Viking worth his salt dreams of dying a warriors death and reaching the gates of Valhalla.
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Your gravestone would read "his nutsack was slashed off and he lay screaming for an hour".
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Old 05-22-2014, 07:13 PM   #160 (permalink)
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You guys are forgetting to make wishes.


I wish I had a functioning vehicle.
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