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Carpe Mortem 05-01-2014 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1445527)
Granted, but you enjoy it so much that you can't stand to go back at the end of the day and wind up injuring yourself horribly in a botched at home sex change.

I wish the people I love weren't so far away from me.

Sane Psycho - they're much better, but it's because we live in an Idiocracy style world where the average IQ is 55
The people you love are connected to you human-centipede style.

I wish I enjoyed exercising.

hate paper doll 05-01-2014 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1445564)
The people you love are connected to you human-centipede style.

I wish I enjoyed exercising.

I legit laughed at that one, hard.

You enjoy exercising but have an allergic reaction to sweat.

I wish i had some nutella.

GuD 05-01-2014 07:49 PM
Granted but you're allergic to, ah, what is it, hazelnuts? Pretty sure it's hazlenuts. I wish I could get laid 2nite.

hate paper doll 05-01-2014 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1445691)
Granted but you're allergic to, ah, what is it, hazelnuts? Pretty sure it's hazlenuts. I wish I could get laid 2nite.

You're totally getting laid! For the last time ever.

I too wish I was getting laid tonight.

Frownland 05-01-2014 08:56 PM
Enjoy your evening with Rosy O'Donnell.

I wish I could sing well.

Deviouz 05-01-2014 08:59 PM
Granted, but you go deaf straight after.

I wish I could music well.

Carpe Mortem 05-01-2014 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Deviouz (Post 1445713)
Granted, but you go deaf straight after.

I wish I could music well.
You music well! But only a select few truly understand your genius, and you can't even get any bandmates to do gigs with.

I wish I didn't suffer from crippling menstrual cramps.

Engine 05-01-2014 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1445714)

I wish I didn't suffer from crippling menstrual cramps.
You're a man with ugly saggy balls.

I wish I could know when and how I will die.

hate paper doll 05-01-2014 11:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1445734)
You're a man with ugly saggy balls.

I wish I could know when and how I will die.

Granted - but the person you love most in the world dies with you.

I wish i had perfect eyesight

GuD 05-02-2014 05:40 AM
granted but everyone else in the world is blind.

i wish i could speak dolphin.


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