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Old 05-01-2014, 12:10 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Granted. Nice Pinto.


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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:18 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Granted. But it's not free range.

I wish I had a hot stripper wife.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:20 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Granted but she has a severe coke problem that drives you two apart. You lose the baby, the house, the car, everything and she ODs a year later. You never recover mentally.


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Old 05-01-2014, 12:22 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Granted, but you spent it all on lap dances with Tristesse's wife.


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Old 05-01-2014, 12:26 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Granted, but you are restrained to only ever playing songs in the key of E minor.

I wish I rode sharks for a living.
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:21 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Granted, but a whale comes along and eats you both.


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Old 05-01-2014, 01:48 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Granted, but in the same way that rich is used to describe dark chocolate or red wine.

I wish I could be a hot girl for a day.
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:04 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Granted, but you must have sex with Donald Trump so he'll pay for the procedure.

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Granted, but you enjoy it so much that you can't stand to go back at the end of the day and wind up injuring yourself horribly in a botched at home sex change.

I wish the people I love weren't so far away from me.

Sane Psycho - they're much better, but it's because we live in an Idiocracy style world where the average IQ is 55
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:18 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Granted, but you must have sex with Donald Trump so he'll pay for the procedure.
I thought the catch was meant to be a bad thing?
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