Because she's standing right next to ****ing Lucy Lawless.

Short hot blonde beats tall hot brunette any day in my book.

Boiling point? (shrug)
Would I be likely to know them? Me, Trollheart.

I doubt it, they make pretty great music so I doubt they're up your alley.

Then there's no point in my guessing.
Also, **** you. :)

Actually, sexy and hot with just the right amount of crazy/evil: I think we have a winner!
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...-0THvenZQIlOaY
You would, wouldn't you? ;)

Now we're talkin'. I'd pay for all her medications, and then replace them with low strength aspirin (which'll really help when her skull is being pounded against the headboard.)

I think she approves. Looks overwhelmed actually...
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20100715003050

And what's wrong with tall women? I think it's totally hot how Xena towers over pretty much everyone else in that show. And her hair. Jesus, she has amazing hair.

Nothing really. I'm just more into shorter women. Not that I can pick and choose but you know, if I could, blonde and short is my ideal type.