The Music Banter Fantasy Matchmaker

Trollheart · 04-05-2014, 08:23 AM

Note: before we start, this is meant for fun only and no slight or insult is intended. Take it in the spirit it's offered please.

Over the years, various people have professed or displayed a romantic interest in each other here. Vanilla and I are too obvious a target, but who else on MB do you think would make a good couple, were barriers such as age, distance, physical appearances etc removed? Who would get married? Would they have children? (And I don't mean that bloody makemeababy.com or whatever: this is not based on photos but on personalities) Would those who get married keep their relationship intact or would they play around, leading to divorce?

Let your imagination run wild and say who you think would partner up with someone else, and what would happen.

RoxyRollah · 04-05-2014, 08:43 AM

You mean aside from the obvious.

Batlord+Carpe= metal magic babies

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-05-2014, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

You mean aside from the obvious.

Batlord+Carpe= metal magic babies

*Cries* He liked me first! I listen to heavy metal. We used to oogle each others favourite metal bands. Even though mine are mainstream (Iron Maiden, Manowar, Queensryche, Judas Priest and a few more) I still love them. I mainly play them on my iPod but with a new computer I have to start my collection again because my music was wiped off my old computer before I had a chance to save it.

I'm joking though, Carpe can have him.

Roxy would obviously be with Goofle. They are both very attractive and really seem to have a spark. Definitely marriage and baby making material.

RoxyRollah · 04-05-2014, 11:07 AM

He has to stop cheating on me first!

Batlord will always stalk you darling. Anything else just wouldn't be Batlord.

**Goofle** · 04-05-2014, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

He has to stop cheating on me first.

I wouldn't dare! I merely covet...

RoxyRollah · 04-05-2014, 11:20 AM

well , gaze away then darling.

Trollheart · 04-05-2014, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

*Cries* He liked me first! I listen to heavy metal. We used to oogle each others favourite metal bands. Even though mine are mainstream (Iron Maiden, Manowar, Queensryche, Judas Priest and a few more) I still love them. I mainly play them on my iPod but with a new computer I have to start my collection again because my music was wiped off my old computer before I had a chance to save it.

I'm joking though, Carpe can have him.

Roxy would obviously be with Goofle. They are both very attractive and really seem to have a spark. Definitely marriage and baby making material.

The Batlord and I shall have to sort this out, man to man. Well, avatar to avatar. No wait: the joker would probably kill my space kitties. Or would he? They are the size of a small galaxy each... into battle I go!

Heh.

If you need to redo your metal music (or other music) collection Jess let me know as I have gigs of music on my PC and will obviously share anything you want. I also have about 400 dollars balance on my online music vendor, so if there's something you need that I don't have I may be able to get it for you. Just let me know.

PS Just to keep things clear, if I'm talking to Vanilla it's Jess, if Roxy I will say Roxy. Just in case there's any confusion. I love you both but, you know, I'm a one-woman guy...

RoxyRollah · 04-05-2014, 11:37 AM

It's ok Im not hurt.

The Batlord · 04-05-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

*Cries* He liked me first! I listen to heavy metal. We used to oogle each others favourite metal bands. Even though mine are mainstream (Iron Maiden, Manowar, Queensryche, Judas Priest and a few more) I still love them. I mainly play them on my iPod but with a new computer I have to start my collection again because my music was wiped off my old computer before I had a chance to save it.

Hey, I'm a modern guy who believes in polyamory. There's more than enough of me to goo around. And no that isn't a typo. Oh, and liking Manowar is more than enough to get my juices flowing. They may be mainstream in other parts of the world but on this side of the pond they're pretty obscure. They don't even have a distribution deal over here.

Paul Smeenus · 04-05-2014, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

There's more than enough of me to goo around.

Brain bleach please

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	The Music Banter Fantasy Matchmaker Note: before we start, this is meant for fun only and no slight or insult is intended. Take it in the spirit it's offered please. Over the years, various people have professed or displayed a romantic interest in each other here. Vanilla and I are too obvious a target, but who else on MB do you think would make a good couple, were barriers such as age, distance, physical appearances etc removed? Who would get married? Would they have children? (And I don't mean that bloody makemeababy.com or whatever: this is not based on photos but on personalities) Would those who get married keep their relationship intact or would they play around, leading to divorce? Let your imagination run wild and say who you think would partner up with someone else, and what would happen. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018