The Music Banter Fantasy Matchmaker
 

Note: before we start, this is meant for fun only and no slight or insult is intended. Take it in the spirit it's offered please.

Over the years, various people have professed or displayed a romantic interest in each other here. Vanilla and I are too obvious a target, but who else on MB do you think would make a good couple, were barriers such as age, distance, physical appearances etc removed? Who would get married? Would they have children? (And I don't mean that bloody makemeababy.com or whatever: this is not based on photos but on personalities) Would those who get married keep their relationship intact or would they play around, leading to divorce?

Let your imagination run wild and say who you think would partner up with someone else, and what would happen.

You mean aside from the obvious.

Batlord+Carpe= metal magic babies

*Cries* He liked me first! I listen to heavy metal. We used to oogle each others favourite metal bands. Even though mine are mainstream (Iron Maiden, Manowar, Queensryche, Judas Priest and a few more) I still love them. I mainly play them on my iPod but with a new computer I have to start my collection again because my music was wiped off my old computer before I had a chance to save it.

I'm joking though, Carpe can have him.

Roxy would obviously be with Goofle. They are both very attractive and really seem to have a spark. Definitely marriage and baby making material.

He has to stop cheating on me first!

Batlord will always stalk you darling. Anything else just wouldn't be Batlord.

I wouldn't dare! I merely covet...

well , gaze away then darling.

The Batlord and I shall have to sort this out, man to man. Well, avatar to avatar. No wait: the joker would probably kill my space kitties. Or would he? They are the size of a small galaxy each... into battle I go!

Heh.

If you need to redo your metal music (or other music) collection Jess let me know as I have gigs of music on my PC and will obviously share anything you want. I also have about 400 dollars balance on my online music vendor, so if there's something you need that I don't have I may be able to get it for you. Just let me know.

PS Just to keep things clear, if I'm talking to Vanilla it's Jess, if Roxy I will say Roxy. Just in case there's any confusion. I love you both but, you know, I'm a one-woman guy... :love:

It's ok Im not hurt.

Hey, I'm a modern guy who believes in polyamory. There's more than enough of me to goo around. And no that isn't a typo. Oh, and liking Manowar is more than enough to get my juices flowing. They may be mainstream in other parts of the world but on this side of the pond they're pretty obscure. They don't even have a distribution deal over here.

Brain bleach please

:laughing:

Couple me with someone please

You aren't allowed to date. AND THAT IS FINAL!

Hey baby.

So you're into sixteen year old boys. Good to know.

At least that would be legal over here.

I can't tell you how much this exchanged creeped me out.

Briks, you can't date until you are 50 stop ****in asking.

all that hootin and hollering you are doing just bought you 5 more years on the no date train. keep it up you might actually get hooked up by the time you are 100!

:laughing: But maammmmmmmm!

Really?


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Now I need brain bleach!

You can be my wingman if you want.

No, he can't

I have nothing else to say except you guys are making this creep look like a saint!

Frownland: putting the "fantasy" in "Fantasy Matchmaker"!! :laughing:

FrownLord. Coming soon to a high school near you.

Roxy and Engine

why do people keep making these threads

I can't I'm saving myself for Goofle!

(THERE IS NO ONE BUT YOU GOOF!)

Why won't you make a baby with me? Grrrr.....

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Future king.

askdfjaosidfjoeijfoaisjf HAHAHHA
KING IN THE NORTH

This is out of boredom.....

Let's say Goofle died in a plane crash, and his fellow rugby team mates had to eat him in order to survive. That would mean I wouldn't be saving myself for him any longer. That would mean I am free to move on with my llife, (as hard as that will be Goofle don't get it twisted. Your picture will always be above the fireplace.) if that is the case then;

Mojo: (I'd marry you. And I might even really seriously commit to you and pair your ****in socks. That's love! 'Cos I hate doing that ****.)

Tristesse: (I'd sleep with you! Only so I could call myself a cougar and I could see what all that fuss is about. This however would not be any sort of lasting relationship love it's not you it's me... Please call me Mrs Robinson.)

Engine: (I don't think any sort of sexual contact, marriage, or relationship will work out. Not because of our personalities(because I feel we would get on famously) but because you are a cat lover, and I have a serious allergy to cats. Ditch the cat and we will see where this can go. But since I know you won't, you are just gonna have to be that platonic friend that listens to my **** I am sorry.)

Vanilla: How do I put this? Please be my jelly on the side! ;) I mean while I am getting over Goofle, waiting to marry Mojo, and just getting off parole for doing Tristesse. Because I am sure if this scenario plays out this way I will have sworn off men at this point, but you'll have to ask Engine because he is still listening to my ****.


Good thing I haven't spent any time thinking about this thread, or this particular situation. cough* at all.....

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See this car? Now imagine that's my heart... :( Look what you've done!

Me?! :shycouch: How so?

You failed to mention what you would do with Trollheart I guess.

I think that's what he means.

I dunno why he is hurt! He's a one woman kinda man, by his own admission.

Plus, none of this will happen until Goofle goes tits up.

Told you Roxy, this piece of shit thread needs to burn in a fire.

It does the same thing that similar threads of its type does.

Makes people feel bad when they don't get mentioned and essentially just turns into a popularity contest blowjob fest

http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/d...s-Zoidberg.jpg

Dude, what the hell! Who is giving out blowjobs?