whiney ass match yourself with someone.

I matched my self.****!

Total bollocks man! If people here are so weak-willed they can't laugh at themselves and not get all butthurt about not being "chosen" then they should not be in a thread like this. I'll say again : read the intro ffs! It was put there for this very reason, that people would start stupidly taking this for real as if it's gonna happen!

Christ! Has nobody here got a friggin' sense of humour any more? Are we such a nanny world, never mind nanny state, that we have to be careful of hurting people's feelings with a goddamn joke thread???!!!

I give up. Like I say, if you don't like it head off somewhere else but don't try to spoil everyone else's fun. DJ was the first to complain, as usual, and apart from you supporting him, so far as I can see, the only one.

Majority rules!
Stick that in your pipe and, you know, don't smoke it cos that's bad for your health...

Roxy, that's perfectly fine, I understand. Probably too old for you anyway, though I CAN program a VCR --- after all, I had several down the years. And I'm reasonably technically minded. But then, as you said, you're allergic to cats so we're doomed because I'm sorry my darling but I ain't giving my pookies up for anyone, not even someone as gorgeous as you! :love:

But, but, but ... keep your hands off my lady! :bringit:

Yea i saw your little list.
I didn't even get a pity handjob but wthvr.. >_>

Im not close with any female members here so i can't match myself with anyone, if i could i would join you guys in your little love fest.

And im guessing not alot of ppl here will have a match either so all those ppl who will be excluded of this thread will only see this as a popularity contest.

I am sorry you thought I was a man this whole time. Lol. It's nothing personal if you aren't on this list. I mean **** you never know what will happen. I have single handed killed my baby's daddy in a plane crash and my husband in a skiing accident. There still may be a slot for you to fill, the day is young. Stop your whining.

I wasn't the first one to complain. There are four people that mentioned it so far. I just think it is a bad thread because you are having fun at the expense of others. You probably didn't see who the first person to say something about the thread because you have her on ignore but it wasn't me and it doesn't matter.

How is doing what I did for example, (which is in essence doing what Trollheart asked you to do) having fun at the expense of others? He didn't ask for a list of people you wouldn't do, and the reasons why so he could make terrible dad jokes about it all through out the thread. He asked for my fantasy. And apparently I fantasize about Goofle dying in a plane crash, and paring Mojo's socks. I mean I don't understand, how that is me having fun at their expense. Seems to me like I have a fatherless offspring and the smell of athletes foot permanently lodged in my nose. But woohoo it's a ****in blast.

Honestly, I think it is just people thinking that someone won't love on them and letting their own insecurities post for them. Instead of having the courage to type up a list of people that are in their fantasies. Who ****in cares, be bold, declare your wildest fantasies about the MB object of your desire.

It's not an equal opportunity fantasy DJ. Not every member has to be a part of someone's lust filled thoughts.

I don't think this is a bad thread or that it should be closed or anything, i hope it stays up i was a promised a possible handjob in the future :p:

Im just saying the premise of this thread is bound to make alot of members feel excluded.

But hey, not every thread around here is for everyone anyway, so in conclusion.

F*ck ya'll :mad:

you think i changed my mind in the last couple minutes!?

Way to remind me nobody loves me not even in fictitious fantasy internet land! i just might kill myself to prove a point and it will be on you Trollheart, don't you ever forget that.

Do you feel excluded in the real world knowing some woman in Katmandu is not fantasizing about you? I mean I don't get the logic. It's a fantasy, and it's personal. Jesus do you fantasize about all the MB women brother? I mean **** you thought a **** load of us were dudes. I don't see why you would feel excluded, as I am sure there are some women on here that you don't fantasize about.

i was kidding Roxy. :p:

And you don't know, maybe ive fantasized with an Mb orgy, wthvr gets me off works. ;)

it's hard to explain the rationality of a feeling sometimes, my initial reaction to this thread was jealousy i didn't get mentioned

Yet i know im not popular around here and that i don't have a close bond with anyone here (at least not yet) so idk why the hell i was expecting to get mentioned anyway but this rationality didn't stop me from getting jealous

that rationality only helps me subdue it.

that said i hope the thread stays open, maybe with time i'll earn a mention here