The Batlord

This site doesn't exist. Just to let you know. I'm proposing that we set it up. In case some of you haven't heard the Supreme Court has just deregulated campaign finance even more and I'm thinking that at this point if my vote is still worth anything then I'd like to sell it to the highest bidder while I can still get anything for it. I'm just spitballing here, but maybe I could sell it for a hundred bucks. Ambitious for sure, but why not start high? And if you wanna have me vote for an extreme candidate, like whoever is running for the Aryan Nation, you have to double it. So for $200 I will vote for white power. Not like it matters anyway.

Unfortunately since one vote is basically worthless I probably won't even be able to get anybody to listen to me. But if there was a group of people who all together formed some kind of cooperative venture where they would sign some kind of contract to sell their collective vote to whoever was the highest bidder then maybe we could get some notice. Not to mention more money.

I don't know how legal this is (it's probably highly illegal), but I'm sure we could find some way, legal or otherwise, to get around the law. And if we could get any kind of attention from parties or corporations they might just lend their assistance. Who better to know how to scam the political system after all?

So who's down?

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Isbjørn

I'd pay people to vote for Anal Beads

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Surell

Is this like, an allegory?

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Sansa Stark

bro is this is a parable

anticipation

American democracy is hilarious, the illusion of sanctioned influence over your own life is just too great a marketing ploy. get that $$$

Surell

You L Y I N.

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djchameleon

If you wanted to get into voter fraud with vote buying. You couldn't legitimatize so openly. Having a website for it wouldn't fly. You would have to do all transactions off the books with no paper trail or digital trail. No receipts etc. All meetings would have to be set up in person. The best way to do this is start with local politicians in your city because their elections can by won or lost by as little as 10 votes. You wouldn't need a large group. Check and see if this is an election year for say the mayor or city/town council seats and work off of that. Prey on the candidate that is projected to lose.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Sansa Stark

I never lie. witches never lie

The Batlord

Oh yeah I made this thread. So is anyone biting in this land of Trump? Cause even more than in 2014 who really ****ing cares where their vote is going?

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The Batlord

Nah bruh you gotta be willing to vote for Trump if he fronts the cash. We need to have capitalist principles or no one will pay us.

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