Dad Jokes
 

What is your favourite dad joke?

My sister told me this joke from her co-worker. One day they were talking about dad jokes, and her father's favorite joke to tell was:

What Happen to Moby Dick?



I knew who my sister was talking about, since her co-worker was an classmate of mine so thanks Mr. C. wherever you are.

Ummm...I don't get it!

It says SPROCKET not SOCKET!


were the plumbers s'posed to be here for *this* show??

I used to tell this one to my daughter upon request... infinite loop:

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

...hours of fun.

x2

Oh thank god I thought it was just me!

First you tell somebody "I got a weak back."

Then you must ask them to ask you "When'd that happen?"

You then respond "About a week back."

The real joke starts when the both of you are around other people and you repeat the "joke" to him and he reciprocates with the correct response. If done correctly all of the people around you will assume that you are both retarded. But give it time. In a few days everyone will be doing it. They'll still think it's the dumbest thing ever, but they won't be able to help themselves.

I heard that one before, about a week back.

The one about the weak back?

This is fun.

I had to have this explained to me, it was such a bad dad joke.

:P

Can you explain it to me please?

Yeah, I'm supposed to be the king of Dad jokes and I sure as hell don't get it.
:confused:

Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!

that's a dad joke? I believe I first heard that watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

lol

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^dad franchise



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also

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This is a great gif.

What happened to Moby's dick?

Tony Ben-et.....(Tony Bent-it*)

****in reaching with this one...But it is a dad joke.

I still don't get how that would have ever been funny to anybody.

I also don't really associate dad jokes and dick jokes.

:laughing:

I used to say to my dad, "excuse me" and he would say "why, what did you do?"

So lame. But I love him.

wait why wont it show up

Fixed it for you. Don't include the youtube part of the link, just the code after v=.

Was just an excuse to test it out tbh :laughing:

Answer (I know you've all been waiting for this...)

None, cos you were only supposin'!

I can hear the chorus of groans now --- hey! Get off me! No angry mobs please! Don't muss my hair --- what's left of it .... why are you strapping me to a railroad cart and ... hmm ... seems like I'm not wanted in this town.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

OMG how?!

I'll tell you later... :laughing:

Also, how to keep (your favourite stereotypical moron: we use Kerryman) entertained?

Hand him a piece of paper with "PTO" on both sides! ;)

The hell does PTO mean?

Please Turn Over?

Thought it was something like that, thanks.

Parent Teacher Organization?

Guy on the lower left gets me every time.

Yeah, Please turn over. Back in the days before emails we had these things called letters, and if the first page continued on to the back it would say PTO so that you knew to, you know, turn the page over.

You people are too young for my jokes! You all make me sick! :laughing:

I'm familiar with the lost art of analog mail. I've never seen PTO written though. We just drew a ----> at the end of a page.

I usually assume the person I'm writing a letter to is smart enough to figure out that my letter didn't end midsentence and without a signature.

Yep. Or just wrote "over" at the bottom.

:laughing:

When I was working at a psychologist office, I'd write notes to the psychologists but would run out of space and have to turn over (my handwriting is big lol) and always put PTO because I was worried they would miss the extra information. I'm pretty sure they would look over the other side anyway but it's like a habit.