Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?

I've been stone faced for the majority of this thread. So why the **** did this make me chuckle?

I used to not like my hair, but then it grew on me.

One liners are my favourite dad jokes :laughing:

Keep 'em coming.

A prostitute is recently diagnosed with heart trouble but decides to go to "work" anyway.

She is approached by a potential customer and tells him, "It's gonna be 50 dollars, but I have to tell you, I have acute angina."

He replies, "Well I hope so, because your face is kind of ugly."

Oh god! Time for some doctor jokes!
Man goes to the doctor, says "Doctor I feel like a jelly baby!"
And the doctor ate the head off him....

(Copyright my sister about 1997 or so)

[QUOTE=Trollheart;1432847]
Tell me something, seriously: would you know how to make a call on one of these?
http://www.chicagonow.com/mars-venus...tary-phone.jpg
Clue: it does not connect to the internet and has no USB slot. :pssst:




I am answering you seriously. Yes I would use this, yes I know how to use it, but I won't reconsider using this, until I have a sterling silver telephone dialer.

[QUOTE=RoxyRollah;1437337]If there are people out there over the age of 18 that don't know what this thing is, or how to use it, that makes me very sad. If I had any reason whatsoever to have a landline in this apartment, you bet your ass I'd hook it up to a rotary telephone. I love those things.

How could you not want one??

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS ONE IS

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6jeeHUuPiE..._259800936.jpg

[QUOTE=ladyislingering;1437424]
Right so where is our sterling silver dialer to go with this pink prize?

Best dad joke:

"Dad, are those buffalo straight?"
"They're bison"
"Well, its a free country"