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Quote:

Originally Posted by Guybrush (Post 2203326)

Plankton and his wife out on the local horse range.

Plankton: My dear, beautiful wife, look at all these magnificent ponies! Such stallions!
Plankton's wife (chuckling derisively): They're not ponies, my dear, but lippizaners
Plankton: Really, lippi-what? How do you spell that?
Plankton's wife: Uh.. never mind. It's just ponies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guybrush (Post 2203330)

Plankton at the doctor's

Plankton: Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me!
Doctor: Certainly, Plankton. What is the matter?
Plankton: My wife thinks I'm a horse
Doctor: I see. And how long has this been going on?
Plankton: Ever since I was a small foal

I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2203348)

I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.

I understand. It isn't always easy to be the centaur of attention.

Sure, yes but I think I am ready for my closeup Mr Deville after I ex foal iate my face.

Propaganda: When a person from Boston takes a good look at something.

I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2220835)

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

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