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Old 03-10-2022, 08:53 AM   #561 (permalink)
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^ The misplaced apostrophe makes this one Facebook certified
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Old 03-10-2022, 09:14 AM   #562 (permalink)
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Thanks. I just made it about an hour ago. Image was pulled from MeWe. Close enough.
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Old 04-13-2022, 10:53 AM   #563 (permalink)
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What does a Panda cook with?

Spoiler for le punch of ze line:
A Pan. Duh.
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Old 04-13-2022, 12:08 PM   #564 (permalink)
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Plankton and his wife out on the local horse range.

Plankton: My dear, beautiful wife, look at all these magnificent ponies! Such stallions!
Plankton's wife (chuckling derisively): They're not ponies, my dear, but lippizaners
Plankton: Really, lippi-what? How do you spell that?
Plankton's wife: Uh.. never mind. It's just ponies.
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Old 04-13-2022, 01:46 PM   #565 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2022, 02:25 PM   #566 (permalink)
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Plankton at the doctor's

Plankton: Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me!
Doctor: Certainly, Plankton. What is the matter?
Plankton: My wife thinks I'm a horse
Doctor: I see. And how long has this been going on?
Plankton: Ever since I was a small foal
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Old 04-13-2022, 03:31 PM   #567 (permalink)
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So what's Batlord's favorite sexual position?

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The fetal position
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Old 04-13-2022, 05:05 PM   #568 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-14-2022, 04:55 AM   #569 (permalink)
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Plankton and his wife out on the local horse range.

Plankton: My dear, beautiful wife, look at all these magnificent ponies! Such stallions!
Plankton's wife (chuckling derisively): They're not ponies, my dear, but lippizaners
Plankton: Really, lippi-what? How do you spell that?
Plankton's wife: Uh.. never mind. It's just ponies.
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Plankton at the doctor's

Plankton: Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me!
Doctor: Certainly, Plankton. What is the matter?
Plankton: My wife thinks I'm a horse
Doctor: I see. And how long has this been going on?
Plankton: Ever since I was a small foal
I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.
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Old 04-14-2022, 02:01 PM   #570 (permalink)
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I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.
I understand. It isn't always easy to be the centaur of attention.
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