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Old 06-21-2021, 08:32 AM   #541 (permalink)
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People who confuse the words "Burro" and "Burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
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Old 06-21-2021, 10:39 AM   #542 (permalink)
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"Burro" is a word?
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-21-2021, 10:47 AM   #543 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2021, 06:17 PM   #544 (permalink)
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 08-17-2021, 01:36 PM   #545 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2021, 12:25 PM   #546 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2021, 03:41 PM   #547 (permalink)
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that was weird....
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Old 10-04-2021, 08:41 AM   #549 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2021, 12:31 PM   #550 (permalink)
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Hay man...

something fishy going down...










whose the new bird....try pig tails...arrgghh ear studs you need to pin back them ear holes
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