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Old 06-18-2021, 05:17 AM   #521 (permalink)
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Yes let's hear even more family anecdotes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Yes let's hear even more family anecdotes.
If that was a dad joke I need more information.
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Old 06-18-2021, 12:35 PM   #526 (permalink)
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I have heard quite enough of her rambling family anecdotes, thank you.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Are you saying that she's the Photobucket imprint on the MB board meme?
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Old 06-18-2021, 02:08 PM   #528 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2021, 12:58 PM   #529 (permalink)
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Sadly my late Dad died of Stomach Cancer in 2000 after having the upper part of his Stomach removed in 1999. He only had the operation for his Wife's sake which left him unable to eat properly and live any sort of real life again. 1 year before he did die it was a huge operation and they should never have encouraged him to have that done. Yes it was of course very sad time but actually time does heal. Unlike you your never heal yourself... make fun of me and others it is water of a ducks back now... You can't ever hurt me again whatever you decide is fit to pass my way. I have seen through you for what you are....
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So I guess your dad didn't have any stomach for that last operation.
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