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Old 05-09-2021, 03:32 PM   #481 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2021, 03:41 PM   #482 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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My marriage is tops so spend your nick on a new brain transplant, moosh
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Old 05-09-2021, 04:38 PM   #484 (permalink)
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'moosh'? is that from monsieur? I love it
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 05-09-2021, 05:02 PM   #485 (permalink)
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Then get back in the kitchen, lady. It's dinner time.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-09-2021, 05:17 PM   #487 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-09-2021, 05:46 PM   #489 (permalink)
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Then get back in the kitchen, lady. It's dinner time.
yes I am good in the kitchen can cook a meal and make a choccie cake all the same time and leave it spic and span...dont need the likes of you telling me anything..love cooking and I am appreciated, so bog off with your pretentious cartoon orders....
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