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Old 10-22-2020, 03:35 PM   #451 (permalink)
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Dear Plankton,

Thank you for taking the time to fix my post. It's encouraging to know that orgiastic Canadian women would likewise express their appreciation.

Sincerely,
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that is one terrific word
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Old 10-22-2020, 03:47 PM   #452 (permalink)
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Such a word deeply enriches vocabulary.
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Old 10-22-2020, 04:48 PM   #453 (permalink)
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Dear Plankton,

Thank you for taking the time to fix my post. It's encouraging to know that orgiastic Canadian women would likewise express their appreciation.

Sincerely,
ribbons
My family comes from Canada and upstate New York and now they live in the South and I hate thank you notes with a burning passion.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-22-2020, 06:53 PM   #454 (permalink)
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Here's one my grandmother told me:

Q: Why doesn't Martha Stewart like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.
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Old 10-22-2020, 08:07 PM   #455 (permalink)
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My family comes from Canada and upstate New York and now they live in the South and I hate thank you notes with a burning passion.
Dear Batlord,

Thank you for your reply. How interesting to learn that your relatives hail from Canada and upstate New York and now live in the South. I can imagine how polite they must be. I can also imagine what your burning passion would bring to a group sex setting.

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Old 10-22-2020, 08:28 PM   #456 (permalink)
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Here's one my grandmother told me:

Q: Why doesn't Martha Stewart like group sex?
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Q: Why does Martha Stewart like group sex so much?
A: It's a "Good Thing!!"

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Old 10-22-2020, 09:03 PM   #457 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

Thank you for your reply. How interesting to learn that your relatives hail from Canada and upstate New York and now live in the South. I can imagine how polite they must be. I can also imagine what your burning passion would bring to a group sex setting.

Warmly,
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They're pure Irish Catholic working class turned middle class so they're obsessed with politeness to cover up their boorishness. Unsurprisingly they're also obsessed with libertarianism to justify their basic bitch racism.
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Old 10-22-2020, 10:34 PM   #458 (permalink)
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You are most welcome, ribbons.
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Spoiler for oh boy this is gonna be great!:
Because it didn't habanero.
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Old 11-30-2020, 12:42 PM   #460 (permalink)
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Ever since my older brother died my dad has been drinking heavily. I had to tell him that alcohol isn't going to bring him back. Try the acid.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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