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Old 08-04-2020, 08:09 AM   #441 (permalink)
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The other day I saw an ad for a radio that read: "Radio stuck on full volume for $2".

I thought to myself: "I can't turn that down".
Good one, plankton!

Here is that rare thing, a joke I thought of all by myself:

Q: How do evangelicals with speech impediments communicate with each other?
A: By faithbook
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:38 AM   #442 (permalink)
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Nice one.

I hear they make their holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:47 AM   #443 (permalink)
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LOL !

The only religious joke I can remember from my days in the playground of a Catholic school:
Q: What sexual pleasures can a priest enjoy?
A: Nun
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:55 AM   #444 (permalink)
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That's also a meal for a vegan priest.
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:57 AM   #445 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2020, 10:23 AM   #446 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2020, 01:20 PM   #447 (permalink)
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What's green and hair any goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift.

What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonky.

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye? Winky wonky

What do you can a donkey with three legs and one eye that smells? Stinky winky wonky

Bear walked into a bar and said ".....a pint please".
"Sure," said the barrman, "but why the big pause?"

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Old 10-22-2020, 02:15 PM   #448 (permalink)
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Here's one my godmother told me.

Q: Why don't Southern women like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.
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Old 10-22-2020, 02:59 PM   #449 (permalink)
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Here's one my godmother told me.

Q: Why don't Canadian women like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.
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Dear Plankton,

Thank you for taking the time to fix my post. It's encouraging to know that orgiastic Canadian women would likewise express their appreciation.

Sincerely,
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