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Old 05-12-2020, 03:23 PM   #431 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2020, 03:26 PM   #432 (permalink)
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Recycling old jokes is only appropriate for a dad joke thread
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Old 05-12-2020, 04:12 PM   #433 (permalink)
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Not even criticizing, just unsure myself.
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Old 05-12-2020, 04:26 PM   #434 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-12-2020, 09:17 PM   #435 (permalink)
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Reeeeeepeeeeeeete!

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Old 05-12-2020, 09:32 PM   #436 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-13-2020, 07:36 AM   #437 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2020, 08:00 AM   #438 (permalink)
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The other day I saw an ad for a radio that read: "Radio stuck on full volume for $2".

I thought to myself: "I can't turn that down".
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Old 06-06-2020, 05:51 AM   #439 (permalink)
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I woke up laughing this morning. I think it's because I slept all funny.
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