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Old 12-14-2019, 03:21 PM   #421 (permalink)
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A magicians to do list
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    Ta da
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Old 12-27-2019, 01:30 PM   #422 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2020, 01:07 PM   #423 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2020, 10:07 AM   #424 (permalink)
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Old 02-27-2020, 10:47 AM   #425 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2020, 02:19 PM   #426 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-02-2020, 06:37 AM   #427 (permalink)
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Why do transformers hum?

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Old 04-29-2020, 09:17 AM   #428 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2020, 06:40 PM   #429 (permalink)
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