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Old 07-20-2019, 05:10 AM   #411 (permalink)
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Did I say South Korea? I meant North Korea. They say the show will end when Ash defeats the Japanese and becomes Supreme Leader.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-20-2019, 05:59 AM   #412 (permalink)
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Is "Pour some salt on me" some kind of established phrase? Still confused.
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Old 07-20-2019, 06:06 AM   #413 (permalink)
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May sounds like "me"
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Is "Pour some salt on me" some kind of established phrase? Still confused.
^ I didn't get this either until Key posted a clue for the baffled. I guess it's a joke about a line that might turn up in a soul song, for instance: Pour some sugar on me honey , which from context I take to mean, "Treat me with special affection" - prob sexual, but perhaps not always.
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A man was walking around with two carrots stuffed into his ears.

A woman asked him, “Why do you have carrots in your ears?”

He answered, “WHAT?!”
reminded me of this joke:-

A woman sits down next to a man on the bus. After a while, she notices that he has a lot of jelly, custard and cake all over his ear:-
Woman: Excuse me, but do you realise you've got jelly and cake all over your ear?
Man: I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. I'm a trifle deaf.
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Old 07-20-2019, 08:32 AM   #414 (permalink)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14iHRpk9qvQ

Must be a regional thing.
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Old 07-22-2019, 04:35 PM   #415 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2019, 01:59 PM   #416 (permalink)
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Old 11-05-2019, 11:24 AM   #417 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2019, 03:15 PM   #418 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-21-2019, 11:43 PM   #419 (permalink)
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A politician who plays disc golf.
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Old 12-13-2019, 04:54 PM   #420 (permalink)
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