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Old 07-16-2019, 06:12 PM   #391 (permalink)
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A man was walking around with two carrots stuffed into his ears.

A woman asked him, “Why do you have carrots in your ears?”

He answered, “WHAT?!”
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-19-2019, 12:50 PM   #392 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 01:16 PM   #393 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 01:18 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 01:25 PM   #396 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-19-2019, 05:04 PM   #398 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 08:55 PM   #400 (permalink)
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