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Old 01-29-2019, 08:45 PM   #381 (permalink)
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Glad you're beginning to make sense of your life. Better late than never, I suppose.
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Old 04-14-2019, 06:10 PM   #382 (permalink)
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How warm is a baby when it's born?
Womb temperature.

How do fat people start the alphabet?
O B C D
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Old 04-14-2019, 08:59 PM   #383 (permalink)
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My friend went to the doctor with a hurt hand.
What the heck does a “carpool tunnel” have to do with anything?
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Old 04-14-2019, 09:23 PM   #384 (permalink)
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Why does the doctor have a hurt hand?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-14-2019, 09:28 PM   #385 (permalink)
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He must’ve stuck his long arm out the window of the car.
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Old 06-28-2019, 11:45 AM   #386 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2019, 10:45 AM   #387 (permalink)
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I used to tell this one to my daughter upon request... infinite loop:

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

...hours of fun.
In Anteater's version Pete jumped off a yacht ....but essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 07-02-2019, 08:53 AM   #388 (permalink)
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Ty for editing that. I thought you were having a stroke.
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Old 07-02-2019, 05:11 PM   #389 (permalink)
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Ty for editing that. I thought you were having a stroke.
My version you ask the person if they were having an "aneurysm," but it's essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 07-02-2019, 08:15 PM   #390 (permalink)
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My version you ask the person if they were having an "aneurysm," but it's essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.
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