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windsock 01-29-2019 07:45 PM
Glad you're beginning to make sense of your life. Better late than never, I suppose.

Zhanteimi 04-14-2019 05:10 PM
How warm is a baby when it's born?
Womb temperature.

How do fat people start the alphabet?
O B C D

rostasi 04-14-2019 07:59 PM
My friend went to the doctor with a hurt hand.
What the heck does a “carpool tunnel” have to do with anything?

The Batlord 04-14-2019 08:23 PM
Why does the doctor have a hurt hand?

rostasi 04-14-2019 08:28 PM
He must’ve stuck his long arm out the window of the car.

Plankton 06-28-2019 10:45 AM
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...a1&oe=5D820FFA

Neapolitan 07-01-2019 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1431677)
I used to tell this one to my daughter upon request... infinite loop:

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

...hours of fun.
In Anteater's version Pete jumped off a yacht ....but essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.

Plankton 07-02-2019 07:53 AM
Ty for editing that. I thought you were having a stroke.

Neapolitan 07-02-2019 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2063941)
Ty for editing that. I thought you were having a stroke.
My version you ask the person if they were having an "aneurysm," but it's essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.

Plankton 07-02-2019 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2064013)
My version you ask the person if they were having an "aneurysm," but it's essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.
Call your state representative. Change is nigh.


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