Dad Jokes

Plankton · 08-01-2018, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Read that on another forum like an hour ago. Posted by a guy almost 70 years old.

I'm ahead of the curve then.

Plankton · 08-01-2018, 01:09 PM

Trollheart · 08-01-2018, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Needs more shotgun.

The Thesaurus one was class though.

**Frownland** · 09-24-2018, 02:38 PM

Have you guys heard of the new monkey diet fad? Let me tell you, it's simply bananas.

DwnWthVwls · 09-24-2018, 03:03 PM

Whats a mathematicians favorite kind of boobs?

Quantities.

Ill see myself out.

Plankton · 10-05-2018, 10:04 PM

Facebook for Dads: Throw a book at someones face.

**Frownland** · 10-05-2018, 10:26 PM

That joke is older than Facebook.

Plankton · 10-06-2018, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

"Facebook for Dads: Throw a book at someones face." - Chester A. Arthur

fixo'ed

Neapolitan · 10-09-2018, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Facebook for Dads: Throw a book at someones face.

Facebook for Dads: What dads say to their kids when they are doing their homework. "Stop looking at the TV and face book!"

**Frownland** · 10-09-2018, 10:11 PM

Epic.

08-01-2018, 01:09 PM	#352 (permalink)
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09-24-2018, 02:38 PM	#354 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Have you guys heard of the new monkey diet fad? Let me tell you, it's simply bananas. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-05-2018, 10:04 PM	#356 (permalink)
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10-05-2018, 10:26 PM	#357 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	That joke is older than Facebook. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-09-2018, 10:11 PM	#360 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Epic. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x