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Old 06-20-2018, 10:33 AM   #341 (permalink)
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Who's there?
Your neighbor. We need to talk about all the naked garden gnomes in your yard.
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:36 AM   #342 (permalink)
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Meh, if you're gonna stand too close to the barbeque with your pants down then you deserve to burn your sausage!
Do you know anything about Rage Against the Machine? I can forgive you if you say no.
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:37 AM   #343 (permalink)
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Your neighbor. We need to talk about all the naked garden gnomes in your yard.
lol
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:37 AM   #344 (permalink)
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Do you know anything about Rage Against the Machine? I can forgive you if you say no.
But could you forgive him if he said yes?
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:40 AM   #345 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2018, 06:11 AM   #346 (permalink)
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What do you call a man who drinks ten pints, a bunch of shots and then goes riding on a donkey?

Drunk off his ass.
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Old 08-01-2018, 10:05 AM   #347 (permalink)
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To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
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Old 08-01-2018, 11:10 AM   #348 (permalink)
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To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
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Old 08-01-2018, 12:28 PM   #349 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2018, 12:29 PM   #350 (permalink)
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To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
Read that on another forum like an hour ago. Posted by a guy almost 70 years old.
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