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Old 06-18-2018, 11:01 AM   #321 (permalink)
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I mean, the joke wasn't really funny. So...couldn't it still count as a dad joke?
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:10 PM   #322 (permalink)
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Need a job? The T-Rex Cafe is hiring, they're short-handed.
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:15 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Need a job? The T-Rex Cafe is hiring, they're short-handed.
Great place to get some tail. I could really sink my teeth into it.
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:19 PM   #324 (permalink)
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Great place to get some tail. I could really sink my teeth into it.
*dinosaur pun*
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:20 PM   #325 (permalink)
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Invite two of your friends and sit at one of their tri-chairtops.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:25 PM   #326 (permalink)
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Their tables fill up quick so you better get there bronto.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-18-2018, 01:09 PM   #327 (permalink)
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They have tiles made from Italian tear ducts. Tear a duct tiles.

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Old 06-18-2018, 03:40 PM   #328 (permalink)
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*Groan*
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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:46 PM   #329 (permalink)
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They have tiles made from Italian tear ducts. Tear a duct tiles.
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Old 06-18-2018, 05:57 PM   #330 (permalink)
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*Groan*
We learned it from watching you, dad.
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