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Old 06-18-2018, 09:56 AM   #311 (permalink)
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Meh, if you're gonna stand too close to the barbeque with your pants down then you deserve to burn your sausage!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:09 AM   #312 (permalink)
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I refuse to believe you're that thick.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:41 AM   #313 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:42 AM   #314 (permalink)
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It's a forced dick joke. I guess it works for this thread if you count abusive households.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:42 AM   #315 (permalink)
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You must be this > not to scale < much of a Dad in order to ride the Dad joke coaster.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:49 AM   #316 (permalink)
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What are the pants about?
Jesus Christ! Pants down so dick (sausage) can be out, burned at barby! Christ. Do I need to draw you a diagram? Actually, scratch that.

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It's a forced dick joke. I guess it works for this thread if you count abusive households.
Forced dick is the worst sort.
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You must be this > not to scale < much of a Dad in order to ride the Dad joke coaster.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:50 AM   #317 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ! Pants down so dick (sausage) can be out, burned at barby! Christ. Do I need to draw you a diagram? Actually, scratch that.
It's a bit of a non-sequitur, TH.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:51 AM   #318 (permalink)
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It's a bit of a non-sequitur, TH.
No it isn't.
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Old 06-18-2018, 10:52 AM   #319 (permalink)
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Is anyone's pants down in the meme? Any reference to pants or nudity at all?

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Old 06-18-2018, 10:54 AM   #320 (permalink)
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No it isn't.
Yes it is. You invented an entire person pulling their pants down just to jam it into a pre-existing joke.
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