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Old 04-23-2018, 02:17 PM   #291 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2018, 02:29 PM   #292 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-10-2018, 03:42 PM   #293 (permalink)
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What will ISIS renamed Batty's workplace when they install the Worldwide Caliphate?

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Old 05-10-2018, 03:58 PM   #294 (permalink)
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What will ISIS renamed Batty's workplace when they install the Worldwide Caliphate?

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Maybe I'm too easy but I laughed really good.
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Old 05-10-2018, 06:31 PM   #296 (permalink)
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****! My cover is blown! Alluha Akbar! or something...
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Old 05-11-2018, 12:48 AM   #297 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2018, 06:04 PM   #298 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2018, 06:37 PM   #299 (permalink)
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