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Old 03-11-2018, 09:22 PM   #281 (permalink)
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What did the Italian captain say when he noticed there was a hole in his ship?

It's un-a-sailable!
lol **** you
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-11-2018, 09:26 PM   #282 (permalink)
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What did the Italian captain say when he noticed there was a hole in his ship?

It's un-a-sailable!

I bet that warmed the cockles of whatever takes the place of Occult's heart.
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Old 03-30-2018, 08:41 PM   #283 (permalink)
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What cheese does Medusa prefer?

Gorgonzola!
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Old 03-30-2018, 11:37 PM   #284 (permalink)
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What cheese does Medusa prefer?

Gorgonzola!
lul, but how does the zola part fit in?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 03-31-2018, 09:56 AM   #285 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2018, 01:10 PM   #286 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2018, 08:29 PM   #287 (permalink)
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

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Old 04-05-2018, 08:42 PM   #288 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Police stopped a man going forty over the speed limit. On being asked for his name he told them it was Wankbreak, and that he worked in the Prime Printing Company, in the town. One of the cops phoned the company and asked "Do you have a Wankbreak there?"

"Wankbreak?" replied the receptionist incredulously. "We don't even get a ****ing tea break in this place!"
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