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Old 02-07-2018, 03:18 PM   #271 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2018, 11:03 AM   #272 (permalink)
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As promised, another gem from my birthday joke book.

What do you call floss?

A loss!
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Old 02-08-2018, 03:49 PM   #273 (permalink)
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What did the park ranger say to the kid when he saw him running off with a bunch of leaves in his coat?

"OI! Bring them back! You think they grow on trees?"
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Old 02-08-2018, 03:56 PM   #274 (permalink)
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As promised, another gem from my birthday joke book.

What do you call floss?

A loss!
Were his feelings hurt when you told him how unfunny he is?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Were his feelings hurt when you told him how unfunny he is?
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Old 02-08-2018, 04:17 PM   #276 (permalink)
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At least it's not derivative
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As promised, another gem from my birthday joke book.

What do you call floss?

A loss!
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Were his feelings hurt when you told him how unfunny he is?
@wolverinewolfweiselpigeon You're really stringing Batlord along with these jokes.
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A young woman goes to the doctor, says "Doctor, I have this terrible pain once a month, and I feel like I'm in Victorian England." Doctor nods, smiles and says not to worry. "That's just period pain," he tells her.
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What did the Italian captain say when he noticed there was a hole in his ship?

It's un-a-sailable!
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