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02-06-2018, 10:50 AM | #261 (permalink) | |
Just Keep Swimming...
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02-06-2018, 11:09 AM | #264 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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My cousin told me this one once
Why do bikers always wear chains? Because they have to use the chains later. Classic.
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02-06-2018, 11:09 AM | #265 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I was gonna tell it once but then I pussed out.
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02-06-2018, 11:33 AM | #266 (permalink) | |
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Daughter: Whens the weekend? Me: This Saturday Daughter: (Patting her belly) Nuh uh, BIIIIG MOMMMA! *giggles* 18 years later and she still can't explain it, but we always have a good chuckle about it.
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02-07-2018, 03:13 PM | #269 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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What did one Horseman of the Apocalypse say to the other Horseman of the Apocalypse when he looked sad and down?
"Cheer up, pal! It's not the end of the world!"
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02-07-2018, 03:15 PM | #270 (permalink) | |
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Not a joke.
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