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Plankton 02-06-2018 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1924464)
Not a dad joke but a toddler one - one of the kids I nanny revealed this morning that he made me a book of jokes he made up for my birthday. He gave me an example:

"What do you call Gordon (from Thomas the Train) in a sandwich?"

"A salad!"


More to come once I get my hands on this treasure.
The next Don Rickles right there.

Trollheart 02-06-2018 10:06 AM
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

WWWP 02-06-2018 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1924473)
The next Don Rickles right there.
It's amazing how similar our senses of humor are lol. I remember a joke I made up when I was his age:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Glasses

Glasses who?

Let me in, it's freezing outside!

Frownland 02-06-2018 10:09 AM
My cousin told me this one once

Why do bikers always wear chains?

Because they have to use the chains later.

Classic.

The Batlord 02-06-2018 10:09 AM
I was gonna tell it once but then I pussed out.

Plankton 02-06-2018 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1924477)
It's amazing how similar our senses of humor are lol. I remember a joke I made up when I was his age:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Glasses

Glasses who?

Let me in, it's freezing outside!
My daughter, age 6:

Daughter: Whens the weekend?

Me: This Saturday

Daughter: (Patting her belly) Nuh uh, BIIIIG MOMMMA!

*giggles*

18 years later and she still can't explain it, but we always have a good chuckle about it.

Plankton 02-07-2018 12:14 PM
https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...f5&oe=5B226BDC

Pet_Sounds 02-07-2018 01:08 PM
Me as a toddler (which wasn't so long ago):

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Tim."

"Tim who?"

"TIMBITS!!!"

Trollheart 02-07-2018 02:13 PM
What did one Horseman of the Apocalypse say to the other Horseman of the Apocalypse when he looked sad and down?

"Cheer up, pal! It's not the end of the world!"

The Batlord 02-07-2018 02:15 PM
Not a joke.


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