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Old 01-26-2018, 10:39 AM   #251 (permalink)
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Neever say neever
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:32 PM   #252 (permalink)
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Here's how it sounded to us: "Better Nate than Leever."
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:38 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2018, 05:57 PM   #254 (permalink)
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Love her and leever.
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Old 01-26-2018, 06:55 PM   #255 (permalink)
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Love her and leever.
There you go.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-06-2018, 10:09 AM   #256 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2018, 10:16 AM   #257 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a dirty transit center and a lobster with implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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Old 02-06-2018, 10:42 AM   #258 (permalink)
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Not a dad joke but a toddler one - one of the kids I nanny revealed this morning that he made me a book of jokes he made up for my birthday. He gave me an example:

"What do you call Gordon (from Thomas the Train) in a sandwich?"

"A salad!"


More to come once I get my hands on this treasure.
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Old 02-06-2018, 10:44 AM   #259 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a dirty transit center and a lobster with implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Joke's on you, *******, I already saw that meme.
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Old 02-06-2018, 10:47 AM   #260 (permalink)
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Joke's on you, *******, I already saw that meme.
Every time I try to tell the joke irl I **** up the punchline.
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