Dad Jokes

The Batlord · 01-25-2018, 08:00 PM

Huh?

**Frownland** · 01-25-2018, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Huh?

Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

The Batlord · 01-25-2018, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

I wouldn't know about that.

Neapolitan · 01-25-2018, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.
....

That's a joke only Leo Tolstoy could tell.

WWWP · 01-26-2018, 12:13 AM

i am so ****ing mad that i just read that whole thing

Trollheart · 01-26-2018, 06:32 AM

I honestly, truly believed that Frown had got the wrong thread, that he thought this was the "What Are You Writing Now?" one and I started reading it. It's actually very good, as a story; very descriptive. But after reading like two posts I think it was, I started skipping down, still wondering. When I eventually came to the punchline (which was lame to the max and doesn't work for non-Americans like me, as we pronounce it lee-ver not leh-ver) I was bloody annoyed, but glad I hadn't read the whole thing.

I can just imagine Frown telling this in a pub, and by the time he reaches the "punch line" he turns around to receive his applause, and there's nothing but silence. Everyone has turned into skeletons.

**Frownland** · 01-26-2018, 07:59 AM

I didn't even read the whole thing tbh.

WWWP · 01-26-2018, 09:35 AM

It's like the moth joke but terrible

Plankton · 01-26-2018, 09:51 AM

The "Dad" part of the joke is that he didn't actually read it.

Pet_Sounds · 01-26-2018, 10:35 AM

I read and liked it. But as TH said, it's not quite right when you're thinking lever with a long e.

01-26-2018, 06:32 AM	#246 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	I honestly, truly believed that Frown had got the wrong thread, that he thought this was the "What Are You Writing Now?" one and I started reading it. It's actually very good, as a story; very descriptive. But after reading like two posts I think it was, I started skipping down, still wondering. When I eventually came to the punchline (which was lame to the max and doesn't work for non-Americans like me, as we pronounce it lee-ver not leh-ver) I was bloody annoyed, but glad I hadn't read the whole thing. I can just imagine Frown telling this in a pub, and by the time he reaches the "punch line" he turns around to receive his applause, and there's nothing but silence. Everyone has turned into skeletons. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

01-26-2018, 07:59 AM	#247 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I didn't even read the whole thing tbh. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-26-2018, 09:51 AM	#249 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	The "Dad" part of the joke is that he didn't actually read it. __________________ See location...

01-26-2018, 10:35 AM	#250 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	I read and liked it. But as TH said, it's not quite right when you're thinking lever with a long e. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease