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Old 01-25-2018, 06:24 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:25 PM   #232 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:27 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Too literal, didn't register.
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:54 PM   #234 (permalink)
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Nah, but you need someone to take you through the story if you're going to tell a Norm MacDonald joke. I just read the first sentence, skipped to the end, didn't get it, then moved on. You suck.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:56 PM   #236 (permalink)
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Damn my dad joke didn't make the cut.
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Old 01-25-2018, 07:06 PM   #237 (permalink)
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Bruh, overly long stories that end in cheesy one liners need to have pacing and an orchestrated length. You just rambled. Presumably. Honestly doesn't matter cause no one was reading that so it was pointless.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-25-2018, 07:45 PM   #238 (permalink)
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So how did this rank on the dad joke scale
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Old 01-25-2018, 07:53 PM   #239 (permalink)
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I mean it was just **** tbh. Dad jokes need to sound lazy, but you were clearly trying too hard. A pretentious dad joke isn't even a dad joke, it's just boring/10
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Old 01-25-2018, 07:59 PM   #240 (permalink)
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The pretentious have working genitals too, I don't see how this doesn't qualify.
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