Dad Jokes - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls
Dad Jokes Dad Jokes
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 2 of 58 1 2 341252 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-26-2014, 02:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
I had to have this explained to me, it was such a bad dad joke.

:P
Can you explain it to me please?
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 02:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
Born to be mild
 
Trollheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
Default
Yeah, I'm supposed to be the king of Dad jokes and I sure as hell don't get it.


Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018
Trollheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 04:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
A.B.N.
 
djchameleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
First you tell somebody "I got a weak back."

Then you must ask them to ask you "When'd that happen?"

You then respond "About a week back."

The real joke starts when the both of you are around other people and you repeat the "joke" to him and he reciprocates with the correct response. If done correctly all of the people around you will assume that you are both retarded. But give it time. In a few days everyone will be doing it. They'll still think it's the dumbest thing ever, but they won't be able to help themselves.
that's a dad joke? I believe I first heard that watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
__________________
Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle View Post
The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
You're a terrible dictionary.
djchameleon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 06:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: The Black Country
Posts: 8,827
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
lol
Cuthbert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 09:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
air quote
 
Engine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: pollen & mold
Posts: 3,108
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon View Post
that's a dad joke? I believe I first heard that watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
^dad franchise







also

__________________
Like an arrow,
I was only passing through.
Engine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 09:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
The Music Guru.
 
Burning Down's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christian Benteke View Post
lol
This is a great gif.
Burning Down is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 10:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
Oracle
 
RoxyRollah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
Posts: 4,365
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
Can you explain it to me please?
What happened to Moby's dick?

Tony Ben-et.....(Tony Bent-it*)

****in reaching with this one...But it is a dad joke.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre View Post
Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland
I just want to say your tits are lovely.
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy View Post
Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neapolitan View Post
I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
RoxyRollah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 10:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
air quote
 
Engine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: pollen & mold
Posts: 3,108
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
What happened to Moby's dick?

Tony Ben-et.....(Tony Bent-it*)

****in reaching with this one...But it is a dad joke.
I still don't get how that would have ever been funny to anybody.
__________________
Like an arrow,
I was only passing through.
Engine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 10:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Engine View Post
I still don't get how that would have ever been funny to anybody.
I also don't really associate dad jokes and dick jokes.
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2014, 10:42 PM   #20 (permalink)
air quote
 
Engine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: pollen & mold
Posts: 3,108
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
I also don't really associate dad jokes and dick jokes.
__________________
Like an arrow,
I was only passing through.
Engine is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 58 1 2 341252 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.