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06-29-2017, 03:53 PM | #181 (permalink) | |
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Here's another one with a bar theme: A horse walks in to a bar and orders a draught beer. The bartender thinks to himself that a horse probably doesn't know anything about beer, so he charges 30 dollars for one pint. The horse starts drinking the beer. After a few minutes, the bartender walks over and says "so... I don't see a lot of horses coming in here..." The horse replies "No ****ing wonder when you charge 30 bucks for a pint of draught." |
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06-29-2017, 04:30 PM | #184 (permalink) |
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A couple more really terrible ones before I go to bed:
What's the difference between a duck and a horse? A horse can duck, but a duck can't horse. What's the similarity between a kangaroo and a bottle of Pepsi? Neither of them collect stamps. |
06-29-2017, 05:25 PM | #185 (permalink) | |
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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom responds, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
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06-29-2017, 05:35 PM | #186 (permalink) |
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. "My friend's dead!! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?" Last edited by rostasi; 06-29-2017 at 08:26 PM. |
06-29-2017, 06:56 PM | #187 (permalink) | |
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06-29-2017, 08:56 PM | #189 (permalink) | |
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