Dad Jokes

Chula Vista · 06-06-2016, 02:18 PM

****ing 70s rock and roll baby! Frowny, you need a Danelectro.

**Frownland** · 06-06-2016, 02:32 PM

You call that a dad joke?

I love Dan Electros btw.

The Batlord · 06-06-2016, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

You call that a dad joke?

I love Dan Electros btw.

I think Led Zeppelin qualify as a bad joke.

Chula Vista · 06-06-2016, 02:43 PM

I thought I was in the GIF thread. Now there's a dad joke for ya.

Blank. · 06-07-2016, 01:54 AM

My dad use to always tell the dirtiest joke.
Your hanging out with someone and you randomly ask them this question.
"You go camping and wake up the next day with a sore ass, would you tell any one?"
The other guy replies, "no."
"Want to go camping?"

DeadChannel · 06-07-2016, 08:47 AM

Q) Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
A) Because proper tea is robbery.

kibbeh · 06-07-2016, 11:19 AM

a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

Tristan_Geoff · 06-07-2016, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

Hahaha wow! That's a knee slapper!

Key · 06-07-2016, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

None of this makes any god damn sense.

The Batlord · 06-07-2016, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

06-06-2016, 02:18 PM	#131 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	****ing 70s rock and roll baby! Frowny, you need a Danelectro. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-06-2016, 02:32 PM	#132 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You call that a dad joke? I love Dan Electros btw. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-06-2016, 02:43 PM	#134 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I thought I was in the GIF thread. Now there's a dad joke for ya. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-07-2016, 01:54 AM	#135 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	My dad use to always tell the dirtiest joke. Your hanging out with someone and you randomly ask them this question. "You go camping and wake up the next day with a sore ass, would you tell any one?" The other guy replies, "no." "Want to go camping?"

06-07-2016, 08:47 AM	#136 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Q) Why don't anarchists drink green tea? A) Because proper tea is robbery.

06-07-2016, 11:19 AM	#137 (permalink)
kibbeh kibbeh Join Date: May 2016 Location: nowhere Posts: 648	a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day. one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here." a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."